Post ur favorite and best chuck Norris jokes I'll start...... Keep then ToU apropriate Ok... Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris slams revolving doors, chuck norris once peed on a tractor, it is 2day known as optimus prime
Chuck Norris can play Russian Roulette with a knife. Chuck Norris doesn't swim. He beats the shit outta the water till it takes him where he wishes to go. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After five days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
Off topic: If Mario fought goombas with his fists the game would me over in seconds And that is why he jumps on them
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris's tears can heal blindness, too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris can heal by touch. One Time a blind man touched chuck norris. Unfourtanely the first and last thing he saw was a fatal roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris can hit 2 birds with 1 stone.
They once made chuck norris toilet paper. But they had to recall it because he didnt take shit from anyone
Once asked what his favorite song was he kicked the man repeatedly in the face until he was crying for mercy. "that's my favorite song "he replied