Christmas Lyrics!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-Magical_Rani4- (01), Dec 12, 2011.

  1. Christmas is nearly here!!!This is a place to post all your favourite Christmas lyrics/songsI know we have a lot of threads similar to this but this ones for only christmas lyrics
    My favourite songs gotta be 'Jingle Bells' and I'll post the lyrics laterwhats Yours?? =D
     
  2. Merry Christmas, kiss my ass
     
  3. I dont have any memorized  well... unless song is playing.
     
  4. Here's a nice wittle Christmas carol for us all

    They told me I was lucky,
    To have my chance with you.
    Now last year's summer romance,
    Is this year's winter blues.
    I treated you so nicely,
    To jewelery and champagne.
    But you left me empty handed, yeah,
    You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.

    Now I hope you're happy with yourself
    'Cause I'm not laughing
    Don't you think it's kind of
    Crappy what you did this holiday?
    When I gave you my heart,
    You ripped it apart
    Like wrapping paper trash.
    So I wrote you a song
    Hope that you sing along and it goes,
    "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

    They say I'm losing my mind,
    I thought that for a while.
    I teared down decorations,
    They remind me of your smile.
    I hate that mistletoe,
    It makes me think of our first kiss.
    You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
    Then you taught me how to quit.
    Now I hope you're happy with yourself,
    'Cause I'm not laughing
    Don't you think it's kind of
    Crappy what you did this holiday?
    When I gave you my heart,
    You ripped it apart
    Like wrapping paper trash
    So I wrote you a song
    Hope that you sing along and it goes,
    "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

    So sick of calling,
    You won't telephone me.
    No, fuck you, girl I'm going out.
    I gave you my all,
    But our love hit a wall,
    Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
    We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
    Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

    And I hope you're happy with yourself,
    'Cause I'm not laughing, (not laughing)
    Don't you think it's so damn trashy
    What you did this holiday?
    (So trashy)
    I gave you my heart, (heart)
    You ripped it apart
    Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
    So I wrote you a song,
    Hope that you sing along,
    Here it goes,
    "Merry Christmas, (bitch), kiss my ass."