You walk into a addict anonymous clinic and you say: (favorite season) Fall: Hey my name is ____ and I like older women/men Winter: Hello my name is _____ and I like to eat deodrant Spring: my name is _____ and I like to fap Summer: Sadly, my name is _____ and I'm in trouble with the law (random number choice) 13: I am here because I am a sex addict 67: I am here because I am addicted to the Internet 45: I am here because I am a PiMD addict. Enjoy.
My mind works weird. What you do is: Hello my name is ____ and I like to eat deodorant. I am here because I am a PiMD addict