Choose one

Ig sandpaper since toilet paper isn't necessary. Buy a bidet if u can afford it.

 

Hot sauce as eye drops cause I never need them

 

Was going to say this but then what about the one day when you actually do need them? ? everyone hates insurance until their house floods/burns down

 

True ?

 

Is there a "Neither" option?

 

Ofc not. You must choose one or the world will end

 

Then, neither pls.

 

Hold on lemme Astro project. Then it can be destroyed

 

I’d rather suck myself

 

If u surgically remove a rib like Marilyn Manson did, you can

 

Sand paper, sir

 

Sandpaper but you didn't say what grit so players choice ?

 

Never used eyedrops in my life and I can put the hotsauce on my fisheyes at dinner time. Yummo!

 

Sandpaper because i use WATER

I use a bidet or a small plant watering can.
Toilet paper are used for drying up 

Plus way cleaner than regular toilet paper

 

A watering can? How does this work

 

I'm sorry. So does your ass grow by watering it

 

Wouldn't a watering can not have enough pressure to clean like a bidet would?

 

So that's how Kim k did it. I knew it was all natural and none of these 'implants' ppl keep talking about.