Channel Zero Today! May 16

Saurik

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Ours news for today is....

" Police officers wreck police car driving over rise-and-fall traffic bollards.

Two dejected armed police officers stare blankly into space after smashing there 30K Euro Patrol Car into a set of infamous rise-and-fall traffic bollards.

What a waste of car.. 

Let's go a Commercial Break!

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-----End of Commercials-----

So were back again!

Stay tune tomorrow in Channel Zero!
We have our first special guest..

Have fun!

Zzzzzzzzzppp....

You may close your tv now, don't expect a call from sadako if she calls you! 
 
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