Chaining Story

A magical coin

 

that make me poor

 

The my brother walked in with a gun. 

 

And shot the unicorn made of gold next to me

 

When he got shot he pooped out rainbow cookie dough and glitter 

 

He tore off all of his skin and danced, chanting to the unholy god Mora-Hakkul.

 

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Legendary one and only FireSpit then walked into the scene, and are a cookie.

 

I then eat the cookie

 

And became a billionaire.

 

And spend all the money on a ring

 

I gave the ring to a poor, homeless lady.

 

And she threw it in a scrap yard

 

Where a dog picked it up

 

And took it to a store

 

And got a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 old bone worth £ 1000000000000900000000000000000000000070000000

 

I totes don't understand this....anymore

 

Then blew it all on a pool