Cars Opening

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  1. McQueen: OK... Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.
    McQueen: One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.
    McQueen: Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No,no,no, stay focused. Speed.
    McQueen: I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am Lightning!
    Mack: (knock-knock)Hey Lightning, are you ready?
    McQueen: Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.
    Song
    McQueen: Ka-chow!
    Song
    Seller: Get your antenna here!
    Fans: You got that right, Slick.
    Bob Cutlass: Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrel Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
    Darrel Cartrip: Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me outta the booth!
    Bob Cutlass: Right you are, Darrell. Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race Darrell, will win the season title and, the Piston Cup. Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?
    Darrell: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?
    Bob: And, as always, in the second place spot we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
    Darrell: Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was...Lightning McQueen!
    Bob: You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation come into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.
    Darrell: Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?
    Bob: The legend, the runner up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!
    Song
    Chick: No you don't.
    Fans: Oohh. What a ride!
    Chick: Hahaha
    Fans: Go get'em, McQueen! Go get'em!
    Fans: We love you, Lightning!
    Chick: Dinoco is all mine.
    Race car: Ahhhh!
    Darrell: Trouble, turn three!
    Chick: Haha. Get through that, Mcqueen.
    Bob: Ouw.. A huge crash behind the leaders!
    Fans: Wahh!!
    Bob: Wait a second, Darrell. McQueen is in the wreckage.
    Darrell: There's no way the rookie can make it through! Not in one piece that is.
    Mia
     
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    No one wants to read your copy and paste of a script
     
  3. OK... Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.
    One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No,no,no, stay focused. Speed. I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am Lightning!
     
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    ?
     
  5. All you did was copy that crap from Op.
     
  6. Not really I copied and pasted that from my PMs with Russell thanks.
     
  7. Explains why he was bothered to brag about being first comment then. But even so, keep your crap for fan fiction threads, ty
     
  8. YEAH BOIIII CARS FTW
     
  9. Can you not act like the underdog every time pls :cry:
     
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  11. ^^^
     
  12. Oh glad you agree with your alt :D

    But seriously, keep your trash threads for fanfic, no one wants to spent their time reading Disney cartoon scripts.
     
  13. Wrong persons alt, try again.
     
  14. Doesn’t matter, a crappy alt is a crappy alt.
     
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  16. We Stan a queen who gets mad over the Cars Opening monologue. It takes a different type of special to achieve that.
     
  17. If random nubby alts could make people salty, forums would be full of salty players (more than usual). O and double posting while I reply just makes you seem salty. Ty ty


    shame you’re a bit of a moron to fully digest that
     
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  19. Sure good joke lol
     
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