Carrots.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), Oct 21, 2011.

  1. Are you suffering from night blindness like the toddler case?

    The passer-by's who claimed they saw nothing.


    Well, GO EAT MORE DAMN CARROTS!!

    Carotene is helpful :) not the pills though, if you take too much you die of cancer.

    Lol exact opposite.

    Carrots- Eat as much as you like.
    •Prevents cancer
    •However overeating will cause jaundice.
    In the olden days(way before radars were invented) pilots thought eating a lot of carrots will give them good eyesight in the dark.

    Wrong, in the end they never took off. They suffered from jaundice and something happened to their eyesight (temporary)

    Carotene pills: Yes same thing in the carrots.
    •It's much safer to eat carrots than this as overdoes will cause cancer.
    (Wierd it's the exact opposite)

    Strong people eat carrots!!

    So get to your nearest supermarket and get some carrots.


    Ps. Buy a bunny and feed it with carrots.
     
  2. But would the bunny get jaundice?
     
  3. Good point. Aha then it'll be a golden bunny :D

    I smell cash!!
     
  4. i hate carrots
     
  5. Didn't you just tell someone about thread making and here you are
    AGAIN
     
  6. Oh. THEN I'LL STUFF CARROT IN YOUR CAT.
    Just in case you get hungry and eat your cat. Mmhmm nutrition.
     
  7. Phantasm it's my first thread. What's wrong?

    2 a day. Have I crossed it? NO.
     
  8.  eat a cat? That's despicable!
     
  9. Bearn swallows his cats so his cat can eat his food O.O

    The kitty comes out a minute later with a piece of meat.
     
  10. Maybe not buy your a royal pain in the butt
     
  11. *her

    AndI DO NOT EAT CATS
     
  12. Ok phantasm. Noted.

    I'll go outside now and fly a kite.
    Hopefully the wind will show me the way of life. I'll be back to talk to you.