bring back the kittehwars dating service!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Nov 29, 2011.

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  1. Hey, folks! After multiple lawsuits and murder threats, we have reopened kittehwars dating service!

    For those who dont know, our strategy is to lock a bunch of people in a dark room with no food or water for a week! With any luck, desperation will cause those who survive to fall in love! But with recent lawsuits, we had to change a few things.

    Now instead of being locked in a dark room, there will be a small campfire, in which you must maintain!

    We also have added food to the plan! instead of turning to cannibalism, you get a saltine cracker everyday!

    So simply sign up online and pay a $50 fee to meet your perfect match in a room with dim lighting!
     
    #1 kittehwars, Nov 29, 2011
  2. When can I start?
     
    #2 *Jacob1125 (01), Nov 29, 2011
  3. -looks at campfire then laptop with Match.com pulled up.-

    What the hell!

    -takes laptop and sits down at the campfire
     
    #3 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 29, 2011
  4. In 30 minutes I will be locking the doors on you crazy f***s!
     
    #4 kittehwars, Nov 29, 2011
  5. If that's not perfect fucking conditions I don't know what is.
     
    #5 *woggles (01), Nov 29, 2011
  6. Will there be weapons?
     
    #6 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 29, 2011
  7. 
     
    #7 F_FoR_FiRe, Nov 29, 2011
  8. I wanna water gun
     
    #8 *Jacob1125 (01), Nov 29, 2011
  9. If you want a weapon, make it yourself, GAWSH!
     
    #9 kittehwars, Nov 29, 2011
  10. Id like a machete a machine gun my science teacher and an AK47
     
    #10 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 29, 2011
  11. Well can I bring my pocket knife?
     
    #11 *Jacob1125 (01), Nov 29, 2011
  12. I'm bringing my Shoop-Da-Whoop face.
     
    #12 iEx, Nov 29, 2011
  13. Sure! But you can only used it if you're about to be molested!
     
    #13 kittehwars, Nov 29, 2011
  14. So I can only use my weaponry if molested??
     
    #14 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 29, 2011
  15. Is your science teacher really that ugly?
     
    #15 *Jacob1125 (01), Nov 29, 2011
  16. Here sir is a blank check...put any number on it and I will pay it to be in this dating program
     
    #16 renamed48891, Nov 29, 2011
  17. Fox can you molest me so I can use my weapon?
     
    #17 *Jacob1125 (01), Nov 29, 2011
  18. No, but when we want an ironic statement at my school we say Elfton in a frilly skirt with an AK47.

    And hell naw.
     
    #18 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 29, 2011
  19. Oh, I would use my sience teacher, she's ugly as hell so she'd definitely turn ppl into stone
     
    #19 *Jacob1125 (01), Nov 29, 2011
  20. Mines a scare midget
     
    #20 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 29, 2011
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