Bluetooth VS Wi-Fi

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Asuna_SAO, Apr 22, 2015.

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  1. BLUETOOTH:

    Men are like Bluetooth. He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away...


    Wi-Fi

    Women are like Wi-Fi. She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one....
    Oh wait...Bella?
     
    #1 Asuna_SAO, Apr 22, 2015
  2. You sure have become a lesbian after your boyfriend left you.
     
    #2 MrLoneIy, Apr 22, 2015
  3. My name is Bully and I Support This.

     
    #3 Tempting, Apr 22, 2015
  4. Pfft i saw this in a picture.
    Unoriginal
     
    #4 ToyBot, Apr 22, 2015
  5. So when I steal wifi from my neighbor...
     
    #5 This_Is_Jessie, Apr 22, 2015
  6.  
    #6 Suguru, Apr 22, 2015
  7. Just want to share. :)
     
    #7 Asuna_SAO, Apr 22, 2015
  8. So unlike a man who is obvious about his glances at others

    A women will low key cheat on her connection and allow anyone who connects to keep it, yea us guys are the bad ones...
     
    #8 LordNihilus, Apr 22, 2015
  9. I just saw it on my facebook. And No, i STILL have my boyfriend. XD
     
    #9 Asuna_SAO, Apr 22, 2015
  10. BUT CONNECTS TO THE 'STRONGEST ONE'
     
    #10 Asuna_SAO, Apr 22, 2015
  11. Or connect to ppl use friends Wi-Fi...
     
    #11 iDoryFoundNemo, Apr 22, 2015
  12. SEE, I was going to recommend you shove a broom stick up your ass, BUT IT SEEMS YOU DID, AND while doing so it snapped, and thus it remained in there.

    So now I recommend you go to the doctors to get that stick up your ass removed.

    Suck it, gift me itches
     
    #12 WHENINDOUBTWHIPITOUT, Apr 22, 2015
  13. So I'm blue-fi?
     
    #13 -QUEEN-, Apr 22, 2015
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    #14 Atambo, Apr 22, 2015
  15. Maybe you just ain't getting the right guy. XD Love is like Wi-Fi if you have a strong connection you can do anything. Likewise a relationship will have problems. Like the problems of Wi-fi disconnecting. You really need to grow up and get over whatever man drama you got XD
     
    #15 -I-Will_Steal_Your_Bacon-, Apr 22, 2015
  16. Potato
     
    #16 Yohan_Xander, Apr 22, 2015
  17. And sometimes we're too obsessed with staying connected that we miss out on everything else the world has to offer.
     
    #17 RevolutionaryWolf, Apr 22, 2015
  18. agreed
     
    #18 iKevinTheTimeTraveller, Apr 22, 2015
  19. Batman.
    THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS BATMAN.
     
    #19 L7-PseudonymousFrenchfry-L7, Apr 22, 2015
  20. I like it :mrgreen:
     
    #20 VlCTORY, Apr 22, 2015
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