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I was walking down the street when I got mugged by a She stole my wallet, pinched my cheeks, and then beat me with her paddle and ran away. It really hurt. Its all Cakes fault.
I was mailing a card and realized it was Sunday. The mail service doesn't work on Sunday. Thanks Cakes
Today I realized someone broke in my houseand didn't steal anything but instead cleaned tookpictures then trashed it and left the pictures cakes
I was doing charity work at the shelter. Guess who runs by and steals all the collected goods? Cakes
She wrote my christmaslist for me to and gave him her address. There were no 'a under my this year cakes
I was riding my motorbike the other day and a squrriel popped up eating nuts and o drove off the rode into a bush and I got poop on my face from some animal.Cakes