BIG BANG THEORY!!!

Im not crazy,my mom had me tested

 

 Nice name

 

“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”- Sheldon's rock, paper, scissors explanation

 

"These are fake tattoos"

 

"This is adness, complete and utter adness."
-Doctor Sheldon Lee Cooper

 

That's my spot!

 

"*while knocking* Penny! Penny! Penny!"

 

"I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens and one particularly persistent PE teacher determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test."

 

 soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr  

 

Howard: "I'm gonna spoon you like an armadilo."

 

Shelddyyy

 

Its customary to offer a warm beverage to those who are sad

 

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

 

Ive never seen da show in my life!

 

SHELDON.   Love of my life. 

 

gee I tot is the real big bang theory info! 