Hey, my name is Conner, I'm 18 years old, and I'm basically moving out my mom and dad's house. One problem, I NEED A HOUSE BEFORE I MOVE OUT, ya see. My dad Hayes me because I decided not to ba an accountant like he did, I chose something fun and actually something that SOUNDS exciting! I decided to be a monster hunter! Yes, I know it sounds ridiculous, but guess what? I actually DID find monsters. And all because of one beautiful girl,my life has changed. ~×~×~Chapter 1~×~×~ Frankie: Honey, breakfast! Conner: Coming mom! Frankie: Hurry! Conner: (runs downstairs in pjs) Mmm, something smells good mom Frankie: (frowns and puts hand on hip) What are you wearing? Conner: My pjs Frankie: You wanna go apartment shopping like that? Conner: Sure (takes a biscuit from bowl and takes a bite) It's not like I'm getting a nice one anyway, Frankie: That is NOT our fault, if you would have saved up during high school, you would perfectly set Conner: Not really, I actually really wanted you guys to buy me a big expensive apartment, pay the first months rent, and I'll take care of the rest, Frankie: As the kids say nowadays, - no way José- Conner: I'm pretty sure no one says that anymore mom Frankie: Well, what about Bettsie Lioles daughter, she said "on fleek" to me yesterday. She said Mrs. Brenchers, your purse is on fleek, Conner: What did you say? Frankie: I thought she was disrespecting me so I called her mother Conner: What? Frankie: Yes, Conner: Are you serious mom? (Chuckles) Really? Frankie: I don't know what "on fleek" is, I thought she was trying to say I looked like a large geese, Conner: What? (Sits on counter and takes another bite of biscuit) Frankie: Fleek, don't geese fly in a larger fleek? Conner: A large "flock" Frankie: Yes, that Conner: Mom, "on fleek" means good, it obviously means she liked your purse Frankie: Are you pulling my buns? Conner: (laughs) No mom, and don't say buns Frankie: Why not? Conner: Well, in the today world, when guys say buns....it pretty much means. ...butts Frankie: What? Conner: Yeah, like remember last week when I said the girl that walked passed our car had buns? Frankie: Yes, I needed some and I asked her for it and she acted as if she had seen a ghost! Conner: Yes, because I was saying she had a big butt, Frankie: Wow, and to think I thought "LOL" was crazy Conner: (laughs) yup, Frankie: Well, go get dressed, we need to see the first apartment on 9th and Hampton. Conner: Hampton? Mom that place is full of gangsters and thugs, there is no way I'm gonna survive in that place Frankie: Ok, we'll skip that one then, how about 5th and Booleigh Conner: Huh? Frankie: Booleigh, it says it right here Conner: (peeks at paper and sighs) Mom, that's 5th and Burleigh. Frankie: Oh, we shall we go there first? Conner: No, cross that off the list too Frankie: Okay Conner: What's the next one? Frankie: Ummm, 7th and Atkinson Conner: No, No, No, No, those places are all dangerous and not a place where I should be, Frankie: Then where should you be? Conner: Ummm.....here Frankie: Sweety, we all know that that isn't gonna happen, now go upstairs and change already