Best yo mamma joke

 Can we do more then one 

 

Yo mamas so fat, that she had to take a shower in the ocean and the whales were singing "We are family even though your bigger than us" 

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Yo mama so fat, when she weighed down the number came up and she said "there goes my phone number"

 

did you like mine??


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Your mama's so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abcd get ur fat *ss off of me! Lmao

 

Yo mamas so poor when I stepped on her cigarette she said "who turned out the lights?"

 

What's the difference between yo mama and a horse?


One is a half-ton mammal, the other is a horse.
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Yo mama is so dumb she sold the car for gas money.
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Yo mama's so fat when God said "Let there be light!" he had to move her out of the way.

 

Yo mommas so fat when she wanted to go to another room all she had to do was roll over

 

Yo mama so dim witted, when she threw a rock at the ground, it missed.

 

Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factoru

 

Mostly terrible disgraces of yo mama jokes that have been around for 10 years  
@rock_star - that one isn't even funny when I first heard it 8 years ago.

 

Yo momma so stupid she thought I was a good boy 

 

Yo momma is so stupid to allow you make this thread!

 

Dude they're corny if they're not insults  thats what yo mamma joked are. Its not like anybodys being serious or actually talking about anybody else

 

Yo mammas so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for littering