It's normal to have a bad day once in a while. It's normal to want it to end as soon as possible. Well, here's my guide on how to add a sun in your grey sky. What you need: - Tacos (or any other kind of... Digestive food) - A very crowded place - A bad day (complementary) For the example, I will choose as a very crowded place Wall Street. Because it's indoor and there's a lot of people. Step one Eat your digestive food. Step two Walk inside Wall Street and find a particularly crowded spot. Step three Wait until it's time to let some gas out of yourself. Step four Make the biggest fart you've ever done. Step five Enjoy the view of all these rich people intoxicated by the smell of your particular gases. How to make it funnier After you dropped your 'bomb', say this: 'Is it cookies I smell?' Everyone will take a huge breathe and inhale your fart. Watch their facial expression and all the dark clouds will get the fuck out of your day.
Yeah but fapping brings the 'remorses' notion in while a big smelly fart to destroy everyone's nose just makes you enjoy a brighter day with lots of laughs.
I must add that it's better to do it indoor because if you are outdoor, the wind will carry away the smelly vapors and the effects won't be easily observable on humans.
That's why you go in a crowded area. Everyone talks loud so they won't hear it, adding a certain sort of stealth to your attack and also, they won't be able to locate the exact provenance of the gas.
Oh so , it would be best if the volume of the gas is 10% so you would hear it yourself. Also yeah I agree he wind would carry it away! Lol!
Ok. -PurpleHaze- I have to go now. Thanks for giving me a opportunity to laugh. Be sure to follow me! C ya!