Best Ever Ghost Storys

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by afif-_-, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. Well we all have had different experiences related to ghosts and many other things.
    Please tell us your wackiest memories about ghosts.
     
  2. While I was sleeping a ghost put a zucchini in my booty.



    I liked it mmmhhhmm
     
  3. One night, I woke up around half past midnight. Because my tummy was demanding to be filled so I went out to the kitchen and opened and scanned the fridge for my selection. I decided to devour the unborn and boiled it with hot water and proceeded to the living room to wait. I went back a few minutes after and noticed the hot water poured everywhere... It was quite strange, I thought... But then... When I turned around... I screamed. I was face to face with a hideous view and I wanted to hide. My Mom was standing there with a 3rd degree burn and devoured the unborn and had a questioning look on her face... And then her lips parted as if she wanted to ask me... "Why didn't you tell me there were eggs? And why was the pot filled with hot water? I spilled it all over the floor after thinking it was just natural tap water. I just wanted a sip... I don't understand. Cook me some more hun."




    I was taken aback.
     
  4. Whuuuuut?
     
  5. My dog farted and I thought it was a ghost fart and then I started thinking can ghosts fart?
    And more importantly, if they can fart, would it smell?
     
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  7. Ghost are stopped gus.
     
  8. This may sound dumb but a ghost can't die cause its already dead? Am i right?