best break up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 23, 2011.

  1. A: have you seen the movie the other people?
    B: no why?
    A: cuz I think that's what we need to see
     
  2. A. We should break up
    B. Ok man  c ya 

     simples
     
  3. I'm looking for a girl like you?
    Me?
    No! A girl LIKE you
     
  4. On your 10 year anniversary, say "me and this girl started about 2 years ago so fuck you bitch" (text them that, then block them immediately)
     
  5. If you're dumped you have to use this line "if you don't like me blow me" I forget who said that though.
     
  6. I'm soviet Russia, women break up with you!
     
  7. You're like a drug cause you're ruining my life
     
  8. I broke up with Dennis about two weeka ago. :/
     
  9. A11yearoldinmyclubcallsmehotandhitsonme o_O
     
  10. Sounds like fun
     
  11. lol how old are you?
     
  12. 15 next weekend
     
  13. This is the best way to break up.

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  14. A: hey, I think we need to break up.
    B: NO! NEVER!
    A: I thought you'd say that *pulls out gun* only one way out b****!!! *kills self*

    Good times