BACON!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Darn, Jun 1, 2013.

  1. Sometimes i wonder why the bacon on my butty doesnt run around my fingers yelling "booyaa" but then if it did the octopodes would invade the earth and take over mankind, for now they only live in the sea and there is that really cool one that manipulates other sea creatures, pretty cool eh? But yeah they look freaky and without the help of intergalactic space walrus treaty of 205 there will be no more bacon left, now im not a big fan of bacon but bacon is a fan of us and 60% of mankind are a fan of bacon.

    Just yesterday bacon saves several lives and today i hear Santa claus grants forgiveness on all those vegetarians, but we all know that since 2000 bacon has grown on trees and thats why Darth Vader is after Buzz Lightyear.

    If we dont act fast, who knows what might happen, we need an action plan people, for the safety of mankind and bacon.

    Hollabolla PREACH IT
    PRAISE ZE LORD
    My children i love you
    Doughnuts unite
     
  2. Am i the last hope for humanity?
     
  3. I will not stop, i will fight, i will save my guinea pig
     
  4. Occasionally i bathe in Mayonnaise to help clog my pores up
     
  5. Sexy little unicorn farts
     
  6. When all of our minds collide, will you confide, will you stay inside, scatter the tears without the fears.
    What song am i listening to omfg its so weird.
    Stop.


    Hammer time!!
     
  7. I quit reading this a "booyaa". I figure any thread that uses the term booyaa really Doesn't need to be read.
     
  8. Um booyaa is the single most significant word since a gave birth to an emu on the night of the pineapple.

    Also booyackasha is good
     
  9. I was high on fairy cakes when i made this omg
     
  10. I love this kid.
     
  11. i saw "booya" and im like 

    then i saw "darth vader" and "buzz lightyear" and im like

    but now that iv read everything im like 
     
  12.  Well we're all like

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  13. I think the only reason i made this thread was because i found out the plural for octopus was octopodes how freaking sad is that
     
  14.  octopuses
     
  15.  Hello is this the mental hospital? We have a code 9 bring in the straps and the chloroform.
     
  16. Jbvgfftddsssjh
     
  17. Waffles are a good party trick
     
  18. The fuck did I just read?
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  19. The guide to life