As we all know Valentines day is coming up soon and almost everybody is looking for that one night lover. I bacon am allowing EVERYONE to be my Valentine. I love you all Ladies and Gentlemen. This is for the people who have no chances of getting a real life valentine because they are too sexy like Bacon...
Help me, my wife(kittens) has been on my back this whole month. Help a brother out and get her off my back...