Auctioning Myself

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-Pickle, Dec 23, 2014.

  1. Hey, I'm gonna try to keep this somewhat short and simple. I am in desperate need of a bae. Bae being one who does not talk to me, but is only in a relationship with me for stats. If you wanna talk to me, you're gonna have to transfer one ec per sentence. My tb is like 60mcs and I upgrade once every other month.

    Here comes the auction part..

    If you wanna be my bae, you gotta pay me with rings. The first bid will be no rings. I'll probably check this thread next week or something, so go wild. ️
     
  2. I bid 0 rings 
     
  3. Yes, we totally want someone from ascension.
     
  4. 1
     
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  5. I'm just pushing the boat out and making the next bid 10 rings. Be mad. 
     
  6. 

    20 
     
  7. ?Oh... Uhm... 25?
     
  8. :roll: or is it only chicks allowed
    ?
     
  9. 101 ?

    I ain't a damn chick ?
     
  10. I can't spam more than 100 rings, my finger will get tired  I'm out
     
  11. I'll spam for you 
     
  12. :lol: jordi sounds like a girl name.. My bad. 200
     

  13.  then I'll bid 213 
     
  14. It is Spanish for George ? But thanks, I always thought I had a feminine side to myself ??

    Sorry but I bid OVER 9000
     
  15. 10,000 heard u had a great service and will complete all my desires
     
  16. 10,001