Well, as the title says, maybe I wanna be auctioned off, for novelty purposes and maybe because I'm bored of being just friends... Warning: I will not marry guys and I'm probably going to forget... Nah that part'll never happen Anyway, yeah, I won't be bid on anyway, but I'll start it at... One ring, I guess? I can't wait to see my disappointment
I bid a cow, 2 sheep, and a horse. Throw in a few lesbian girls. And some guys. And a farmhouse. And a maid and butler. And your own private spa.