Asshòle

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Standing-On-Business, Mar 11, 2018.

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  1. Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
    I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
    For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull
    Then screamed "ICP in this bítch! How do fückin' magnets work?"
    ‘Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
    Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
    I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical
    Thinkin' some magical shít's gonna happen, that ain't practical
    You crackin' a joke, it's laughable
    ‘Cause me and love's like a bad combination
    I keep them feelings locked in a vault
    So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
    My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
    Bítch, you just need a helmet
    ‘Cause if you think you're special, you're retàrded
    Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vàgina
    You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
    Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
    ‘Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
    Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
    ‘Cause you're on my ass but you can't get a cent
    ‘Cause all of my spare time is spent
    On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
    Only women that I love are my daughters
    But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father
    And I push it farther
    So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
    It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
    I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents
    And motherfückin' Father Time
    It ain't never gonna stop a pessimist
    Who transformed to an optimist in his prime
    So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive
    Poured my half empty glass in a cup
    So now my cup has runneth over
    And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothafückin' coaster
    I’m going back to what got me here
    Yeah, cocky, and can’t knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear
    And dry up your teardrops, I'm here
    White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird
    If you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too
    Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows
     
  2. I really don’t even know where to start. Keep practicing.
     
  3. It's poetry in motion, like freddie roach when he's quoting Shakespeare
    So what if insults are revolting.
     
  4. So good you’re da next Eminem ;)
     
  5. That compliment was like back handing a donkey, good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
     
  6. Not really... your copy and paste skills are getting close to Pun’s. ...Another guy that posted other artist’s lyrics here on forums.
     
  7. Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about
    Better go in that ring and knock 'em out
    Or you better not come out
     
  8. so how's living in your parents basement going
     
  9. _.
     
  10. Since when did this many
    People ever give a shít what I had to say
    It's just my opinion
     
  11. You made a post and don't want people to give opinions,lmao that's just the height of hypocrisy.Just ask for lock and hide back into the hole you came from.
     
  12. He just posting lyrics from the eminem song... in the replies. It’s lame af... especially because that song is corny trash. ...Another reason I stopped making free-writing threads to separate myself from these type of clowns. ️
     
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