aptitude test..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AmberSepticeye, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. Ok, so I did a aptitude test and I wanna share it with all of you guys. Post the answers on here or on my wall...NO LOOKING UP ANSWERS PLEASE IF U DONT KNOW JUST GUESS! I will tell you if u r wrong or right. Ok I'll stop talking and get on with the test.

    1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm to go off at 9:00 in the morning, how many hours asleep would this permit you to have?

    2. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

    3. How many birthdays does an average man have?

    4. Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, N.C. Be buried west of the Mississippi?

    5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

    6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days?

    7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last?

    8. A man builds a house with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side had a Southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear?

    9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods?

    10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin?

    11. What is the minimum number of active baseball players "on the field" during any part of an inning? How many outs in each inning?

    12. I have in my hand 2 U.S. coins which total 55¢ in value. One is not a nickel. Please bear in mind. What are the 2 coins?

    13. A farmer had 11 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left?

    14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

    15. Two men played checkers. They played 5 games, each man won the same number of games. How can you explain this?

    16. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?

    17. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did?

    18. A woman gives a begged 50¢. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the begged is not the woman's brother. How come?

    19. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?

    20. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister?

    21. What word is misspelled in this test?


    16 correct - genius. 8 correct - sub-normal

    10 correct - normal 5 correct - idiot
     
  2. This is more a knowledge of specific things test. For instance I don't know if a man in a certain state can marry his widows sister,but I DO know that due to perspective in each point of the universe if you look from there,the majority of the universe is moving away(red shift) so that point can be classified as the perspective center of the universe. See the difference?
     
  3. Wow dude. He can't marry his widows sister cause he is dead dude 
     
  4. Many of these are subjective
     
  5. 50¢ piece and a nickel, Moses didn't use the ark, a dog runs halfway into the woods
     
  6. They have a 4th of July in England, all months have 28 days
     
  7. No cases of real zombies have been confirmed. But is it illegal for a undead to remarry their widows sister? :p
     
  8. You would light the match first
     
  9. And beggar is spelled wrong on number 18
     
  10. Theres a 4th of July in england
    Every month has 28 days
    3 pills wud last 1 hour
    U wudnt need to light the match
    A man cant be buried if hes living in winconsin


    I could go on but have forgot em 
     
  11. Alive people can b buried too 
     
  12. I love these kinds of tests!
     
  13. :lol:
     
  14. 1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm to go off at 9:00 in the morning, how many hours asleep would this permit you to have?
    13hours of sleep, if you actually went to bed and woke up at exactly these times.

    2. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    Of course.

    3. How many birthdays does an average man have?
    Just 1, the day he was birthed.

    4. Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, N.C. Be buried west of the Mississippi?
    Because he is alive.

    5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
    Kersene lamp I guess?

    6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days?
    Every month has 28 days.

    7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last?
    I wanna say 1 and a half hours but...

    8. A man builds a house with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side had a Southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear?
    Idk, What kind of bear is it?

    9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods?
    However far the dog feels like running.

    10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin?
    In god we trust.

    11. What is the minimum number of active baseball players "on the field" during any part of an inning? How many outs in each inning?
    9 and 6
    12. I have in my hand 2 U.S. coins which total 55¢ in value. One is not a nickel. Please bear in mind. What are the 2 coins?
    Quarter and a nickel.

    13. A farmer had 11 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left?
    9 left

    14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    70.

    15. Two men played checkers. They played 5 games, each man won the same number of games. How can you explain this?
    Each man one twice and tied once.

    16. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
    A bunch of apples.

    17. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did?
    Do i think he did what?

    18. A woman gives a begged 50¢. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the begged is not the woman's brother. How come?
    Because you jut said it was a woman.

    19. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
    Um i'm pretty sure that ark belongs to Noah. What is this GTA? (Grand Theft Ark)

    20. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister?
    Well the man is dead so i would say no.

    21. What word is misspelled in this test?
    Im not a spell check machine.


    16 correct - genius. 8 correct - sub-normal

    10 correct - normal 5 correct - idiot
     
  15. 1. 13 hours/6 days 9 hours
    2. yes?
    3. 1
    4. idk
    5. the match lol
    6. all months have 28 days
    7. 3 hours lol
    8. black
    9. idk
    10. idk
    11. 1
    12. not american but only ONE of them is not a nickel so the other one is prolly a nickel
    13. 9
    14. 13
    15. idk
    16. 2
    17. yes
    18. the beggar is her sister lol
    19. its noah
    20. yes?
    21. beggar

    YOLO
     
  16. Bitch please!

    I'm a divine genius.
     
  17. 1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm to go off at 9:00 in the morning, how many hours asleep would this permit you to have?
    13?

    2. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    Yes.

    3. How many birthdays does an average man have?
    One.

    4. Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, N.C. Be buried west of the Mississippi?
    He's still alive.

    5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
    The match.

    6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days?
    All of them.
    7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last?
    An hour.

    8. A man builds a house with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side had a Southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear?
    I have no idea.

    9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods?
    Halfway! Otherwise he's running OUT of the woods.

    10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin?
    I'm not american so..

    11. What is the minimum number of active baseball players "on the field" during any part of an inning? How many outs in each inning?
    6 outs in an inning (3 each team)

    12. I have in my hand 2 U.S. coins which total 55¢ in value. One is not a nickel. Please bear in mind. What are the 2 coins?
    One is a nickel (only one of them is NOT!)

    13. A farmer had 11 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left?
    9

    14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    70

    15. Two men played checkers. They played 5 games, each man won the same number of games. How can you explain this?
    They played against different people.

    16. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
    Two.

    17. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did?
    Do I think so? Sure.

    18. A woman gives a begged 50¢. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the begged is not the woman's brother. How come?
    Because the begger is a woman!

    19. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
    That would be NOAH.

    20. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister?
    Nope, he's dead.

    21. What word is misspelled in this test?
    "Begger"
     
  18. 1.13 hours
    2.yes
    3 pretty sure its 72
    4. Cause um carrots?
    5.wood burner
    6.1
    7.1 ½ hours
    8. Really depends on the bear breed
    9.depends on the woods and the dog
    10.no idea. Im not american
    11.5 and 4
    12.um....no idea
    13.9
    14.25
    15.2 wins each and a draw
    16.3 apple
    17.yes indeed he could of
    18.the beggar is a woman
    19.0. Moses never took any aboad that would have been Noah
    20.don't think so
    21. Misspelled=o