anti-jokes

There was a squirrel
The squirrel said "oh no I forgot to store acorns for winter"
And then the squirrel died
It's funny cuz the squirrel gets dead

 

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?















He got his by a bus.

 

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...*hit. 

 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?







It was suicidal

 

Once there was a cat
It was a cute cat intell




Bob ate him -_-

 

Joker:Okay I have a funny joke
Batman:Okay go ahead
Joker:Knock Knock
Batman: Come in.
'cause when you're batman, it doesn't matter "who's there"

 

Lol I saw that on GameInformer or something

 

What smells like blue paint but is red?













Red paint

 

How do you kill a red deer?

With a red deer gun.

How do you kill a blue deer?

A red deer gun painted blue.

 

Haha spyder your joke is hilarious

 

0.0 it wasn't a joke

 

Whats green and has wheels? A car.

 

What's green and has wheels

Grass with wheels.

 

Spyder duh

 

0.0 I don't get what you are trying to tell me

 

A man walks into a bar


He then orders a beer

 

That it was super hilarious and she just couldn't stop laughing. 