Hello, friends! It's your lovable pyromaniac businessman kitteh again to sell you my delicious smoothies! They come in all sorts of flavors and are only packaged in the finest cardboard! Plus, they're easy to make! Step 1: take out the frozen piece of gelatinous goo in the awesome cardboard box. Step 2: place the goo In a cup filled with water. Step 3: place in microwave Step for: pray for mercy! (alternative: do nothing) Step 5: remove the substance and put it in the fridge! Step 6: shake it all up! Step 7: wait 5-10 business days. Step 8: yum! A delicious smoothy! You can find our insta-smoothy maker at your favorite stores like: -family owned -slowly going out of business And -floor-mart! Or call 123-FAKE to order!