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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Dec 14, 2011.

  1. Dum dum dumha

    So weirded out and happy! o_O

    I got out of detention an hour early today and decided to go visit after school.

    Worst. Idea. EVER!

    There was a singing contest going on. And believe me, no one wants to watch a group of chubby sixth grade boys sing Single Ladies together.

    Or their foreign languages teacher rap like Shy Ronnie and your friend be Rihanna.

    Here's a sample of lines:

    Rihanna: uh-oh boner alert he really pictured them naked.
    [Later on]
    Ronnie: You can hang a giant ass noose on my giant ass dick!

    Not fun at all.

    Then I was told I had to present my famine plan to the school board tomorrow.
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    Questions for you people: What awkward teacher, student, or teacher-student things happen at your school?

    Does anyone have any speech giving tips?
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    Quotes:

    "Toodles we're gonna have sex!"
    ~Rihanna

    "Don't be touchin' my Kool-Aid!"
    ~Derek

    "You can tell him to suck my big woman dick!"
    ~Sophii
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    lovely day,
    Foxaii