alt new job

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -alt-, Jun 13, 2013.

  1. I back now from the make holiday, and I set up new business for alt

    Alt is now #1 sheep shipper in whole of Latvia (in only two weeks)

    Alt notice that the less people they go to the local sheep herder, now they go online!!

    They are now goto the alt web site.

    These can now pick the sheep they want, they are like I am want these one, the stylist one, these the one I want.

    Of they are like no I want the shy one, these one not wanting to make the baa.

    Or they are liking the sassy one, the sassy sheep make the baa I see you baa

    These are now doing whatever they are want with the sheeps. Some or for make the pet, some are for make the security.

    But the new thing is make these sheep fight each other in the sheep fight club.

    Some are using the sheeps for the sexuals, for the shave of the sheep. These are called the sheepstynining.

    If you want make place of order you wall alt. yes.
     
  2. Can I sponser the sheep fight? 
     
  3. What 
     
  4. Turtle yes we can make these.

    The noise is make the quiet louds. Bah kick bah bah kick kick hoof kick.

    And then they are the knock out
     
  5. -alt- as your legal council I advise you to not post the website here no matter how much people beg. There is a band of Romanians trying to get you removed from pimd and they will use the excuse that you're promoting a 3rd party app.

    Regards,
    Lord Bane
    Revan, Bane
     
  6. Yes Mr Banes, these will be very painful. For me.

    I not mentioning the namings - do not want the man ronny43 to try steal these
     
  7. Yes, they do go baa kick baa kick baa baa kick hoof kick baa, then yell like spartans, while one recites the famous line: "This is Sparta!" And baa hoof kick them into the pit.
     
  8.  alt
     
  9. This is a joke right ? :roll: cause it's illegal to make animals fight :roll: . Sorry but I love animals so ... 
     
  10. On another note this is quite funny 
    But why sheep? Why not raise llamas? ;D
     
  11. Llamas spit  nasty nasty
     
  12.  not in Latvia Peeta!

    I got 9 bil on the baaa baaa black sheep to take out the lamb that Mary had!
     
  13. It's said there are no virgin sheep in Scotland, just pretty ones and ugly ones.
     
  14. Sheep these days grow up so quickly. All that make up and such short wool....
     
  15. Ostrich races enough said.