Okay, so I asked the lady at the bather shop to give me a flat top. What does she do? She buzzes my head too high. You know what she does then? She fades it. She gave me a high and tight. A flat top, does not, sound...like HIGH AND TIGHT. They only share three letters! Lady, why do you have a job? Whatever..that was yesterday. So a few days back I was just driving nice and happy on the highway.. I was in the right lane.. There was a guy next to me on the center lane. We were about to pass and exit, when a guy from the far left lane, I guess, REALLY wanted to go into this exit. This guy, speeds up, to get in front of us..on the highway, just to cut BOTH of us off, so he can make a last second exit. Florida drivers these days.. Then I'm also learning Italian.. I'm learning Italian from a bunch of my friends. It's good, it's fun.. But when they start talking to each other in Italian.. And I'm like, "Piacere di conoscerti. Il nome del mio cane è Peanut!" Pleased to meet you. My dogs name is Peanut.. Dude, you can only do so much with those two sentences in a language. Try having a full conversation with someone who is Italian using those two sentences. I dare you. I will gift you something lovely if you could.. I do this every year.. I wanted to wish everyone a late Father's Day for all of those late fathers today.. God Bless. Thanks for reading, thanks for not reading. It's not like I made it presentable. It's a rant. Stay frosty, -CJS.
New York drivers are the same except that behavior is exhibited everywhere, including but not limited to making a right hand turn from the center lane when someone's in the right hand lane, people pulling out really really fast in front of you from a stop sign causing you to slam on your brakes and proceeding to drive 10 mph in a 40 mph zone, people driving really really slow in the passing lane, people coming up beside you at a stop light to cut you off once the light turns green, and a whole bunch of other stupid entitled stuff New York drivers seem to think they HAVE to do. ?
I know!! I have that problem here too! It is so aggravating! Especially the part where you said drivers pull from the middle or left lanes and make a right hand turn in front of somebody. Ugh. I just want to stick a fist in their eye.
Insightful thread cjs, now let me ask, did the barber give a rats ass if she cut your hair wrong, and did you tip her?