Alia Bhatt...Jokes#Lol#Indians do check

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by CC-AlvinMcking-, Nov 11, 2014.

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  1. Another WhatsApp Forwarded Msg..!!
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    Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

    Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns

    Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

    Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
    Died Laughing....
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    100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...

    Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

    Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

    Referee - y r u not running...?

    Alia - My number is 4
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    SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....


    Alia bhat:

    Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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    Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
    FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)

    AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

    ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)
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    Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
    Alia - what should we do now?
    Varun- we'll take 50:50.
    Alia- what about the remaining 900?
    ???????
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    Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
    Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

    Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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    Alia reading newspaper..

    News:
    "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

    Aalia comments:
    Idiot !!
    Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
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  2. Lolll 
     
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  4.  Please keep all posts in English. Even though some of it is.
     
  5. Will try mah best
     

  6. ^That explains why. :)
     
  7. Never asked for the explanation though..
    I got u at the first place itself
    So Told u already that my future posts will be in English for sure
    ^^Atleast I'll try my best
    #Don'tKnowBBCoding


    ^^Hope this Explain
     
  8. Rose just wants to be an honour student ignore her 
     
  9. Gn All
     
  10. Lol Alia Bhatt Jokes are better then CID jokes :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  11. And yeah [/lock]
     
  12. Tu apestas..kiko
     
  13. Ya...Better than CID jokes
    But Rajnikanth jokes still Rule as Best :)
     
  14. Rose wants to be honor student because she follows rules and is informing you so you don't get forum banned? You people are so fucking ignorant lol
     
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