Adulthood is Disappointment

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Jun 12, 2019.

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  1. I ordered a hot cookie at this bar. Turns out, a "hot cookie" is a yuckily sweet alcoholic beverage and not an actual cookie. I am depressed now.


    Thanks for listening.
     
    #1 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
  2. That sounds awful :(
     
    #2 Day, Jun 12, 2019
  3. I wanna be a kid again and play with dirt without being judged. ☹
     
    #3 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jun 12, 2019
  4. ur sweeter than the hottest cookie of all cookies, with or without alcohol. preferably without.
     
    #4 Salvia, Jun 12, 2019
  5. Ty for being here for me in my time of need.

    Let's made mud cakes.
     
    #5 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
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    #6 GodTierOni, Jun 12, 2019
  7. Bet. I'll being my tiny shovel and bucket.
     
    #7 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jun 12, 2019
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    #8 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
  9. I used to have a bunch of mini cupcake tins at my grandmas house for this :’)
     
    #9 Day, Jun 12, 2019
  10. >: (
    DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, IMPOSTER-SON?!
     
    #10 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
  11. Adulthood is expensive and that’s disappointing, I always thought I’d be living the happy life but really I’m just paying for everything
     
    #11 Anonymous, Jun 12, 2019
  12. i ordered Còcktail thinking it would be díck but all i got was alcohol ?
     
    #12 Hulk, Jun 12, 2019
  13. Perfect, you are invited to the dinner party. Bring your mini cupcake tinsel, Papi will bring his tint shovel and bucket and I will bring... mud.
     
    #13 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
  14. I almost snorted picturing you just bringing a wheelbarrow of mud.
     
    #14 Day, Jun 12, 2019
  15. That must have been a real let down for you. :(

    Are you me? Because this is me.
     
    #15 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
  16. this is the real struggle.
     
    #16 Salvia, Jun 12, 2019
  17. My wheelbarrow of mud is the MVP of the event, buckaroo.
     
    #17 Sherily, Jun 12, 2019
  18. I'm bring snaccs, I should be the MVP. 
     
    #18 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jun 12, 2019
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    #19 GodTierOni, Jun 12, 2019
  20. Wow I didn’t get an invite
     
    #20 Sloth, Jun 12, 2019
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