Adoption

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kiko12321, Apr 1, 2013.

  1. I am putting up my PIMD husband up for adoption. Zoog does not clean nor cook . The adoption fee is a pie(negotiable). I will even throw in a free baby chick, that's right free. No refunds if you do not like him.
    Warning:
    He may eat your food,
    leave a mess,
    Is somewhat house trained, and
    Refuses to give birth.

    I shall await patiently at my wall for interested buyers 
     
  2. I love this thread 0.0
     
  3. Kort take me under your wing and nurture me
     
  4. zoog I can't even clean up my own messes:/
     
  5. We would be perfect
     
  6. I think ill apply:p
     
  7.  this is why I'm putting you up for adoption 
     
  8. Does said huspimd come with a free set of steak knives??
     
  9. Yes, and his own carrier, for easy transportation on the go
     
  10. Steak knives? You better make me food with those
     
  11. What? No! You make me sammich Mr kiko -_-
     
  12. Can I apply I do need a new pet
     
  13. Op did say somewhat house trained. You could be in luck :)
     
  14. I'll take. I got 998B from my loan shark. I got future for him. I'll get him.
     
  15. I'll give you tree-fitty
     
  16. How about one dollap and a ripped shoe?
     
  17. Ill give you a chick and 4 1/2 pies to keep him.
     
  18. And a shiny penny?
     
  19. Wow kiko and to think u bought it bf for 2 pennies