Harry walked into school, just like yesterday and the day before, prepared for boredom. He walked up to his best friend Charlie. She was chewing gum, like always. Harry could smell her BO. "miss the bus again, Charles?" Harry loved calling her Charles to make her made. "oh, shut up, Sasquatch!" Sasquatch was a nickname Harry earned in kindergarten. "oh, by the way, do you have a pencil I could borrow?" "you expect ME to have a pencil?" "right..." The day went normally, until the end of the day. when Harry and Charlie were walking out, the football team's quarterback, bill, and his goon Reggie, stopped them at the exit. "aw, look at the cute couple" bill said "try growing up before you make fun of someone, bill!" Charlie exclaimed. Harry chuckled. "what are YOU laughing at, peewee!" Reggie yelled "noth... Nothing" Harry said in fear. "why don't you two lumps of brainless meat step out of our way before some gets hurt!" Charlie mocked. "someone his definitely getting hurt!" Bill said as he picked up charlie. "put me down you meat sack!" Charlie yelled. "Reggie, get him!" Bill commanded. Reggie began to charge, And Harry began to sweat. Suddenly, Harry threw a metal garbage can in Reggie's path. As Bill gazed at the event of Reggie falling flat on his face, charlie elbowed bill in the face. Harry and Charlie ran off. Bill looked at Reggie in disgust.
Harry and charlie woke up On Saturday early and rode to the park together to play baseball. While they were riding bill and Reggie ran at them from behind. "stop, you dorks!" bill yelled. "no can do Billy boy!" Charlie yelled. Harry and charlie rode faster and soon were out of sight from bill. "he's gonna get us at school on Monday, you know that, right?" Harry asked. "I know, just use one of your ninja moves again." They both laughed and continued their trip to the park. When they got there, bill and Reggie were already there. "Oh, f***. I forgot the could drive!" Charlie said. Bill walked over to them and snatched the baseball bat out of Harry's hand and hit him in the stomach. Charlie threw a punch at Bill's face, but Bill just turned around and hit her too. "your a sick piece of crap, bill." Charlie said. "oh, shut up. Be happy a didn't swing that hard!" Bill replied. Harry tried to stand up, but bill just punched him. Harry laid on the ground in pain, until he thought, "I don't have to take this s***!". Harry jumped up "get down!" bill yelled as he swung a punched, but Harry just ducked. Harry then said "listen up, you piece of runny s***! I don't have to take bull crap from a steroid crazed jock who's only hope for his future is going pro, which we all know wont happen!". Bill was flaming mad when he swung the bat at Harry's head. Harry then ducked at grabbed the bat, then tore it out out Bill's hand. "now, you can leave here nicely, or in a body bag!" Harry said intensely. Bill panicked and ran into his car with Reggie and drove off. Harry fell down in pain again, since the adrenaline he suddenly had was gone. He stood up and helped Charlie up. "you, sir, are a f***ing ninja!" Charlie said.
Wow that was fabulous a little small mistakes like called someone a her but it's cool we finally have more ninja's