A question I always asked myself....

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To many teenagers, Prom is a night to make memories, lose virginity, have sex with a special guy, or a place to dance, chill with friends, gossip. It's sorta like all the years of your life rolled into one night.

But...personally, I don't see it.

 

1) there is a cuss word... bypass

2) I ask the same question, I did not really care for it... it was pretty stupid. People grinding on each other all over the dance floor. People go to hotel rooms drunk to ... you know.

3) It is expensive too ._.

 

The parties after are always better.

We stayed for mandatory prom court pics then peaced out.

My prom was full of crazy ass dancing (not that grinding shit all you horny children do), virgin-filled fun.

I had a sign strapped to my pelvis that read:NONE SHALL PASS.

true story. 

 

I remember! Man
We all sat in the park stairing at the sky

 

I pissed out the window of my jeep on prom night.

 

Prom is for the memories of the after party.

 

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And he missed. So thank goodness.



And getting drunk and after parties. Or getting high. Forgot that too.

 

You may think "I can party whenever why is prom special?"

That's called being stupid. After prom party was the best I've ever been to. Sooo much stupid and hilarious shit.

 

The dance it self is just kind of like a pre-party to foreshadow what happens next and is thought of as a last hurrah of high school.

 

True that.




Srofhj, depends on with whom and where you go to school.

 

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca can i'm gonna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
you can not not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was retorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds

If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
Cuz I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!

 

The dance is just to build up anticipation. That way come party time you're ready to explode.

 

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._. I remember my prom. Dungeons and Dragons was never better in my moms basement.

 

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I never went to prom so I was never obsessed.

never wanted to go.

 

Well a night club's at a club and a house party is in a house. ._.