Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know what you're thinking, and you're right... This party needs balloons! Here! Hold my mammoth! I only fill the balloons with gaseous alcohol, so be careful! Oh! No, wait! That's an over sized toaster, not a TV. Quick! Turn it off! NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! *BOOOOM*