Just kidding, it's the old CJS. Thought you'd see a change? Pfft. Anyway, now that we have the appealing title and compelling intro to my story, I shall proceed to tell you all what is on my mind. I have started writing this thread with absolutely no idea about what I will talk about. I ain't even mad. So today I did nothing, and tomorrow I get to mow the grass. A girl invited me to the beach Wednesday but I said no because I'm fat and I hate girls .. Just kidding. I'm really fat and women piss me off. Just kidding. I'm not really fat but women do piss me off. SPEAKING OF WOMEN.. Oh my God "HELLO FRIENDZONE," bro. Ugh. Every girl I meet either has a boyfriend, are married, friend zone me, talking to someone else, are lesbian, aren't interested.. or they aren't actually a girl.. But that's every girl I meet.. The one I'm talking about is the one who has a boyfriend.. Which she failed to mention during the three weeks we were talking about.. I decided to check her out on a social media app while I was at her house, and gues what I saw? #ILoveYouBaby#MissYou#CJSisLAME#SoTrue#HashtagSwag. ugh. Women. Anyway, onto our next topic.. Coins. Actually it has nothing to do with coins but it has to do with chance and chance has to do with flipping coins. It is relevant. If I am making an important decision, I ask a family member or relative to pick a number one through ten and if they guess an even or odd number, then they chose something. It was a poor explanation and I don't really care to correct anything or even press the backspace button. Speaking of correcting things.. Autocorrect. Every time I try to say something funny, autocorrect corrects my funniness and makes it either awkward or irrelevant. Speaking of irrelevant.. Your opinion.. Your opinion of what you think of this thread, if negative, is irrelevant and amusing. Not at the same time. First it is amusing, and after the amusement is gone, then it is irrelevant. Thanks for reading.. Or.. Thanks for most likely scrolling.. Stay Frosty, -CJS
I'm not sure about the beach and the fat girl. I was too lazy to reverse and re-read as it was really not all that significant.
I thought your were a star tho your not a sun far in the distance? Why are you cheating my feelings like this
IceEngel, what is significance? A preference? An opinion? A fact? No. Significance is what you make of it. Since I made it, it is significant. It is WORTHY. Worthy of appreciation. All of my words have been sculpted into a beautiful art. A self portrait of my face.