A Modest Proposal (‿ˠ‿)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Dec 27, 2017.

  1. Hello, forum-goers and thank you for joining me today to discuss a very disheartening topic. Now you may have read the title and thought “oh boy, another annoying person complaining about something useless.”

    And well...








    U right.


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    BUTT ( ? ) hear me out on this. Now, not that any of you care, but this morning I decided to redownload pimd for like the bajillionth time, ya know, just to see what’s been happening. I saw all the new things introduced such as avatars, events, and gifts. I saw the typical “1:1 new gift” post in world chat and decided to gift that person. And then it happened, I pressed the “Send Gift” button and my heart broke. For I did not see the one thing that has kept me coming back year after year to this app...




    THE THONG


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    What a glorious thing to gaze upon. It brings me to tears. Now I don’t know when they got taken away nor do I know if people already made threads like this, but I sure hope somebody did cause this is pure mutiny. Here are a few reasons as to why the thong should return:


    • They’ve been on pimd for many years so the thong is basically the staple of pimd. Forget party in my dorm, I’m ready to download thongs in my dorm. Bet ATA would get more downloads with that name. ;)
    • They can double as an undergarment or a rlly cool hat!
    • They only cost like $75k, so for the small price of $75k, you could make someone’s day cause who doesn’t love a thong.
    • Honestly, they’re thongs, they’re not hurting anyone. And if you think otherwise, you’re WRONG. - enter Donny Trump meme here -

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    But WHY in the world would you trust a nobody like me? Take it from some other players: aka fake players who I’m just making up


    So please keep this in mind when either supporting or not supporting this. It is a very important cause that has affected many lives. Remember, every comment counts.


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    TL;DR: BRING BACK THE THONG GIFT


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    Thank you, humbly, for reading. Thx to those who actually read this. #FreeTheCheeks

    P.S.: While you’re at it bring back the boxers gift cause equality.

    P.P.S.: I also added BB codes, so soopert me pls.
     
  2. not sure whether to laugh or cry

    how long did this take you?
     
  3. Support ?
     
  4. Support af. Give Crystal her thongs back :(
     
  5. Support asf
    I laughed too hard tbh
     
  6. When you feel so strongly about a topic, it does not matter how long it takes.



    but fr, it didn’t take too long. The BB coding is what took the longest.
     
  7. This is a true work of art.
     
  8. :lol: SUPPORT
     
  9. Actually care bear, those are players with those names I bet.
     
  10. Support it was my favorite gift to receive. <3
     
  11. Sorry if I offended either BootyLuvr101 or SexiLexi ?
     
  12. Miss you crystal
     
  13. Crystal and thongs..... yep this is a movement I can support
     
  14. What a beautiful proposal but i also wonder why they remove the old gift items. ??‍♂️
     
  15. If they're ever gonna return the thong, they better damn well return the fucking trout. ?