Hello, forum-goers and thank you for joining me today to discuss a very disheartening topic. Now you may have read the title and thought “oh boy, another annoying person complaining about something useless.” And well... U right. ______________________________________ BUTT ( ? ) hear me out on this. Now, not that any of you care, but this morning I decided to redownload pimd for like the bajillionth time, ya know, just to see what’s been happening. I saw all the new things introduced such as avatars, events, and gifts. I saw the typical “1:1 new gift” post in world chat and decided to gift that person. And then it happened, I pressed the “Send Gift” button and my heart broke. For I did not see the one thing that has kept me coming back year after year to this app... THE THONG ______________________________________ What a glorious thing to gaze upon. It brings me to tears. Now I don’t know when they got taken away nor do I know if people already made threads like this, but I sure hope somebody did cause this is pure mutiny. Here are a few reasons as to why the thong should return: They’ve been on pimd for many years so the thong is basically the staple of pimd. Forget party in my dorm, I’m ready to download thongs in my dorm. Bet ATA would get more downloads with that name. They can double as an undergarment or a rlly cool hat! They only cost like $75k, so for the small price of $75k, you could make someone’s day cause who doesn’t love a thong. Honestly, they’re thongs, they’re not hurting anyone. And if you think otherwise, you’re WRONG. - enter Donny Trump meme here - ______________________________________ But WHY in the world would you trust a nobody like me? Take it from some other players: aka fake players who I’m just making up So please keep this in mind when either supporting or not supporting this. It is a very important cause that has affected many lives. Remember, every comment counts. ______________________________________ TL;DR: BRING BACK THE THONG GIFT ______________________________________ Thank you, humbly, for reading. Thx to those who actually read this. #FreeTheCheeks P.S.: While you’re at it bring back the boxers gift cause equality. P.P.S.: I also added BB codes, so soopert me pls.
When you feel so strongly about a topic, it does not matter how long it takes. but fr, it didn’t take too long. The BB coding is what took the longest.