A LETTER TO A THINKING APE FROM DA FORUM KING.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CrimeFightinCactus, Feb 16, 2022.

  1. As Forum King
    I have noticed that my people and minions here on the forums don't get enough representation.
    Many people in this game community have been represented.
    From da rich to da poor.
    Da White to da black.
    Da educated to da non educated.
    From the straight to Da Gay.
    All represented.
    And we love us some representations.
    However. I realize.
    Where is the Forum Representation?
    Let's backtrack a little alright.
    Since THE DAWN OF PIMD CIVILIZATION.
    Forums have been around.
    A small but active part of this community.
    Helping.
    Grinding.
    Foruming.
    Investing.
    Giving feedback.
    Love.
    BREATHING LIFE INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY.
    Many of them did it so selflessly
    But then they lost the war to real life responsibility
    And I wish these forum kings of the past
    The very ultra best.
    But it is 2022.
    THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE.
    and I realize the lack of fourm representation.

    And as Forum King
    I have a few suggestions.

    People of pub get name color changes and
    Little emoji's on their usernames.

    How about forumer's we get different color names too with emojis on our names.
    Green names, yellow names, purple names,
    And instead of boring titles like 'active user" or "well known user" we get more exciting and better titles like
    "Forum King" (for yours truly of course)
    "Jester"
    "Sir-Thread-A-Lot"
    Etc
    Etc

    Just fun goofy titles

    I also suggest my people get EXCLUSIVE FORUM AVATARS.

    y'all be seeing my man's DinosAreTheOldestCars or some shit like that.

    This African American brother OF MINES has been part of this community for too long
    Grinding
    Commenting
    Making presence
    Does this dude not deserve his EXCLUSIVE DINO AVATAR?

    So I suggest exclusive forum avatars
    That my people may get,
    Those that actively forum
    And participate
    Of course can't make one for everyone
    But those who truly go above and beyond this community
    Do my formers not deserve some homage?
    Some tribute?
    DO THEY NOT?
    I have a dream.... but this shit turning
    Into a nightmare real quick.

    WE WANT EXCLUSIVE FORUM AVATARS. IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

    NEXT MY FORUM PEEPS DESERVE A
    DISLIKE BUTTON.
    Like button is great.
    But we need dislike button to show people it is not okay to say certain things.
    On the daily people say things to me
    That hurt me right in the feelings
    Uncalled for things
    And I want to let them know it's not okay
    With da dislike button.
    PEOPLE may think the dislike button
    Is offensive but nah
    It is helpful
    Is is forum community way of saying
    Change your ways bro
    WITH THE DISLIKE BUTTON YOU ARE GIVING THOSE TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK TO GIVE THEIR OPINION

    Last but not least.

    I suggest a feature in which we are able to give forumers a ticket instead of a like, for their comments and forum posts.

    At the end of the month those with the most "TICKETS" gets REWARDS like 2-3 hypnocats

    2nd place a kini

    3rd place exclusive avatar or something

    And it can be reset after each months
    That way different people can win different prizes on a monthly to monthly basis.

    We can even award those that make da best THREADS

    IT'S TIME MY PEOPLE, MY KINGDOM GOT IN ON DA ACTION.
    WHY YOU LEAVING MY FORUMERS OUT ATA?
    ARE WE DA FORGOTTEN?
    THE ABANDONED?
    HAS THE GODS ABANDONED US??
    DO WE NOT GET SOME REPRESENTATION??
    DO WE NOT DESERVE TO BE HEARD,
    TO BE REPRESENTED!!??


    As the forum king I have spoke,
    Now my people will speak.
    They shall support or not support
    Or add their feedback
    Or their ideas.
    I am but a king merly representing my people.
    We have been forgotten for too long.
    Also check and balances

    YOURS TRULY,

    DA FORUM KING AND HIS KINGDOM.
     
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  2. Forum king😆🤣
     
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  3. Forum king don't know there is a option of sending help tickets in settings 🤣😆
     
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  4. No support. Probably would take a ton of recoding and messing around to even get that to work... Can you live that long without the attention of your nonexistent "minions"?
     
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  5. What we should get is a "Worst of" section for all of your threads to go in 🤣
     
    Detention, hrvatica, Kefo and 3 others like this.
  6. too much word, talk less.
     
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  7. 😭I just love how you type.Please be the narrator of my daily life
     
  8. The one and only, don't hate cause as long as I'm forum king you'll be in my shadow
     
  9. I'm gonna pretend you're not dumb, yeah, what the penguins from Madagascar said : smile and wave boys smile and wave boys
     
  10. So what? So what if it takes a ton of recoding. It's doable. Very doable actually. People like you are the reason this game gets low quality things 💀 you settle for less by saying "Itll take a buncha recoding" don't settle for less honey it ain't pretty be better, be like da Forum King.
     
  11. For threads you sure think deserve a "worst of" you sure comment on them a lot, that already speaks for itself lol I don't even have to try and roast you like I roasted that one guy Wander? I roasted him without even trying shame really. Y'all roast and burn yourselves really tbh
     
  12. Or you can read less, dun dun dun
     
  13. I gotchu bb
     
  14. I read maybe half then got bored but like how would the avatar thing be based on? Ex: under 10k posts get the basic version and over get a vip? Would they be more specific to the user or just some random avatar?

    You can get their perks on discord, I don’t see them caring enough to give things based on forums alone.

    imo they need to “fix” other things before worrying about forums, like the useless ‘jobs’ tab that they over time have moved away from, even in the tutorial for new users should be moved off the main options buttons

    personally I feel they should give better rewards for the yearly awards, if you spent 5+ years on the app you should get some decent reward, 10 years should be even better. If anything that should be a special avatar reward or whatevs because it shows dedication to the app itself not just a feature of it
     
  15. I think ask outs should be added to spinner or hunt... Too many are forced to break rs bcz of sfw, few go inactive, others turn into real jerks, etc.
     
  16. I didn't read it but you know it's gonna be trash if it's coming from this guy.

    So get fùcked mate
     
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  17. Jopo is forum king
    Who are you? :ugeek:

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  18. We need a forum revolution. No kings!