Scenario bartender:hey bud what can I get you? customer: beer please? customer sees a a hawt female next to him. customer 1: hey! Would you sleep with me for a Million Dollars? customer 2: you know what? Yes I would. customer 1: well would you sleep with me for twenty dollars? customer 2: what kind of lady do you think I am? customer 1: I already figured that out lady. We're just working on the price ranges. Customer 2 throws her drink at the guy and leaves while the guy takes 3 sips from his beer then looks to his right and sees another hawt lady. customer: hey! Would you sleep with me for a Million Dollars?
There was another joke I was gonna post but I had to put this one in cause I don't want everyone to think I was a sexist and its a high chance to get silenced. Sorry if this joke isn't funny to you but I'll come up with a better one. ?