A guide for you peasants. 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FrozenSnow, Mar 31, 2014.

  1. This is a guide to help newbies understand PimD a little better.






    First of all, before you even go any further, this is a JOKE . Do not take any of this seriously except number 6. Do that.








    Table of Contents

    1. Wars
    2. Parties
    3. Role playing
    4. The battle list
    5. Drop volleys
    6. Anya, Banana, Crystal, le cubical, and Pickle.

    Okay, let's start.

    WARS

    Wars are what's causing PIMD to go down the drain. They're annoying and too long. My suggestion; pwars.


    PARTIES
    Never. Stop. Partying. Ever. This is the most efficient way to get money. Screw wars; party.

    ROLEPLAYING
    Always role play. You should also join RP clubs. 

    THE BATTLE LIST
    Never hit of the BL, and if someone hits you, cry to your pupil and start a SF. Make sure to bring that drama to the forums also.

    DROP VOLLEYS
    Always beg for for drop volleys. On
    campus and in the forums.

    THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE ENTIRE GUIDE.

    Anya, Banana, Crystal, le cubical, and Pickle.
    Constantly spam them asking for drop volleys and RP. If they say no, ask again until they eventually give in or block you.


     Once again, this is a joke. Do not follow any of this advice except number six. If you want a real guide:
    forums>forums> guides
    There are a few there.



    Excuse any BB fails.

    <3 #NoSupport.
     
  2. I love you baybee.
     
  3. All hail the mighty anya!
     
  4. I love you too <3

    Tl;dr
     
  5. :twisted:

    All hail Taco Salads!
     
  6. Haha.

    Can I farm them if they refuse to rp and gone me dv? Hahaha. 
     
  7. Taco salad is a food, u piece of anya 
     
  8. Yes. Fire at will. Especially farm Anya. She loves that. <3
     
  9.  If you get hit cry to your pupil and start a sfw 
     
  10. I wasn't even going to listen to this thread even if you were serious. What are you, 5kcs? Or 6?
     
  11.  Noob. ^
     
  12. Worst guide NA/EU
    Do not recommend at all 0/10.. I'd never tap that
    Got me banned because I asked for RP on Campus and got bullied by cool people who have devoted their lives to PimD because I told them Pwars are better than wars.

    I've gone through so much emotional pain because of you. I'm suing FrozenSnow for this..
     
  13. It's okay Wyatt... I'm here for you. <3 Always know that.

    #ThatFedoraThough
     
  14. You are more a noob than I am.
     
  15.  That statement right there.. You just proved yourself wrong.
     
  16. Just stop looking fof attention, op.
     
  17. ;-; Because I love you.


    Kk angel.