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I've been hibernating in China for two days and Off Topic has been spammed, and a sexting thread has been made?

Damn. Sometimes, I wonder if I'm an actual misanthrope or do I just have a deep hate for all of you... perverts. ._.

Well. Surprise surprise. I'm still wondering when the new date of my wedding will be, plus the fact I'm not logging on this week due to my exams.

English, you say? No. English is easy to ace. What's the matter then?

Try Chinese for once. Memorizing word after word.

I can't even decipher what this means.

＂举办权＂

Yes. I'm that pathetic. It's random, obviously, but what friggin irks me is that I'M ASIAN AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY OWN NATIONAL LANGUAGE.

God. Just tattoo me on the forehead with this sentence: "I'm Chinese but I don't understand the language so don't bother talking to me."

Yeah. And what's worse is that nobody speaks English in my family.

What about your school? Isn't it an international school?

True. True. But only about four out of sixty people in Grade 6 know how to speak proper English. The rest of them have atrocious grammar.

Aren't you being a hypocrite, G?

Nope. I'm not. Try waking up at six in the morning chewing bacon and chugging down a glass of OJ before rushing out and letting your butt hit the passenger seat of the car as your mom's checking out of the hotel.

The eggs weren't sunny side up either... ;n;

Not to mention, you have a ftiend next to you and both of you sit in awkward silence as your mom barks into the phone like a dog.

Hectic, maybe.

Anyway, I'M BACK AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE SOON.

Yeah. For... Four days... Or maybe a whole week. I didn't even TOUCH my textbook...

Oh shit. Nevermind I'm going to go study my ass off now...

Btw, when I get back, I'll show you this awesome rainbow unillama I caught. :0

NEIGH!

 

XD


I remember using my alt _Rawr_ and someone called me a noob because apparently, I was "copying" myself.


I MEES YOU MONAAAAA!

 

HUGGLEZ<3


Oh, and BTW, I forgot to give Deb a kick to the crotch for a crappy excuse for a birthday present.

 

XD

Anyway, bai. The battery's almost dead and my phone doesn't work with 3G in China since I have to pay...