._. Well, now that i've lost 2 of my best friends because of some stupid shit, i've decided to do this. If anyone is having a bad day, just make fun of me. Let your anger out on me. I've already cried my last tear, I don't care what is said about me. So, friends, family, and the rest of you that hate me, chuck norris for president. 0.o don't try to cheer me up, i'm tired of being happy, just to be pissy again.
.... Some people do. I don't hate you... But you faking your friendship with me just for the sake of the club was really stupid.
Why no cheer up? I highly advise you watch Big Bird in China and Curious George Rides A Bike. Pumpkin seeds make you happy too. I mean, you're watching a big, huge, yellow bird dance around with grown-up Chinese men, doing the hokey-pokey on top of a piping hot noodle stand. Very boring.... Lulls ya right to sleep. And this cute little monkey is stealing this big yellow hat, going to prison, eating a banana while holding up Highway 45 because "I don't just pee. I gotta pee in the perfect spot. And that perfect spot gotta be the middle of a road. Curious George no normal monkey." All the while you're biting into perfect roasted saltiness... With a tang of candle smoke. Now all you gotta do is follow the following instructions, and you'll be un-happy again. 1. Eat bread. You see, there's a scientific discovery that proves that bread triggers unhappiness which triggers staring at a phone screen all day. Most of here in PIMD from what is called "Loctus Breadmalia" or the "Bread Disease." It is said that the devs eat bread 24/7, so they have the motivation to stare at the screen all day. Now go to bed. Sleep is life's best remedy.
K. Thanks. So I live with my Aunt and Mom and Cousins and Bro, right? Well nobody wants me here. There's ALWAYS a loon in the family and I guess I'm the shameful idiot everybody hates to be seen with. I just freaking hate it everywhere I go, you know? I don't have one friend at school. I'm not even kidding, dude. Nobody. Guys always try to put spiders in my hair and when I try to sit next to people they always get up and leave. At first I thought it was my hygiene, so I washed my hair even when it was still fresh and I started curling my hair like all of those foo foo girls. I used body mists and started constantly chewing gum to make my breath fresh. And nobody likes me still. I try to make the best of it and I guess I'm just going to coast through life feeling twice as hated because nobody cares what happens to me. They've already reminded me that I'm fat and ugly because I freaking need to be reminded because I know my faults. Man, I'm doing school work a year ahead of my class average, and that isn't even good enough. It's like I can never win. I'll go home and everybody will be on my back. My aunt's eldest daughter Hillary will treat me like an idiot and my brother just won't get off my back. If I'm not doing anything else for anybody I'm watching my baby cousin while the adults have their talks. Shoot man. It's 9:46 PM and I was sent to bed because they want to talk. The school bus is worse, you know? Kids across from me will stare at me and stare and stare until I call them out on it. At first I used to cry a lot, but now I'm just angry. Angry at my mom, even though I respect that she's providing for my family and working hard. Angry at my brother for being so.. Evil. Angry at my school for not accepting me. Angry at the world for ditching me. Marva Collins once said, "Society will draw a circle that shuts me out, but my superior thoughts will draw me in" . But you know, I don't even want to be happy anymore. I'm just done now.
Yep so fake totally. Bahaha. Anyways... So I kinda just want the election to be Over with so those ads will stop clogging the tv.
Why do people complain about people talking about politics? It's a crucial part of your life. You can't handle a week of heated discussion even if it's about who will be the president for the next 4 years? Jesus, stop whining.