._. Da Story Chpt 5

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  1. Advertisement: This chapter is brought to you by Echelon, slipstreaming toward achievement.

    CHARACTERS:

    Skeleton:
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    CPTWells:
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    PurpleUnicorn:
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    Kingcal:
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    Casper:
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    PHANT:
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    Neph:
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    MAG:
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    Hermes:
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    Teddy:
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    Bart:
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    ETY:
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    Toxic:
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    Gonzo:
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    Neph:
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    Lime13:
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    Blockey:
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    iSwag:
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    Azarah:
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    QUID:
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    Gracie:
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    What happened last time:

    CPTWells: *runs like hell, again, to avoid every trap*

    Gonzo: Done. 10:04.54 is your time. Very good for a rookie.

    CPTWells: Yeah *passes out*

    CHAPTER 5

    *Kingcal's side*

    Kingcal: Geez, after reaching this rum shop. I have realized many things...

    *goes into huge lecture that would fill up 10 chapters worth*

    Kingcal: ... and that is why you should always whip your hair too and fro.

    A random sign: *says: free rum today!!!*

    kingcal: *grabs cold rum* and runs back toward neph and blockey*

    neph: yeah, uhh blockey is kinda... unconcious for 48 hours...

    Kingcal: ah hell... You're carrying him back too phant's place then.

    Neph: So I get to come with you?

    Kingcal: Yeah...

    Kingcal: Let me see something though...

    *kingcal enters "fusion" store*

    employee: hello, looking to fuse with an animal? This is the place to do it.

    Kingcal: how much?

    employee: first time is free!

    Kingcal: Fuse me with my lizard dog please.

    (Actually his dragon baby, normal people can't learn about dragons so yeah.)

    *fusion starts up*

    *fusion ends*

    kingcall: Well, this is badass.

    (Picture will be updated next chapter)

    *Az and gracie's adventure*

    Az: You know gracie, ever since you broke up with jim, you seem to fight more and more. I think we should look into Echelon.

    Gracie: Yeah, but how are you going to fit in?

    Az: psh, I didn't win the street dancing competition in '09, '10, '11, and '12 for nothin'!

    Gracie: entertainment?

    Az: Yeah girl, I hear Echelon is getting boring, I need to spice it up!

    *They go up to the Echelon building, only to be stopped by a squid looking person*

    QUID: Listen girls, you need to accel in a few areas to be permitted into Echelon.

    Az: i'm a dancing professional...

    Gracie: I war... A lot...

    QUID: No superpowers? Nothing exciting?

    Gracie: If a winning streak of 30 is a superpower, then I do.

    Az: I. AM. A. DANCER. That itself should let me, no questions.

    QUID: What kind of dancing do you perform?

    Az: Street music bruh...

    QUID: I am clearly a lady, miss street...

    Gracie: OMG! *Throws dagger on instinct toward QUID*

    QUID: *hand transforms into tentacle* *Catches dagger, and throws it on the floor*

    Az: Umm... On that note...

    ...

    Az: I can also sing!

    I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT~

    *pervs come rushing toward az*

    (These people are pervs that were on campus)

    Mr_Swaggboy: Ohh, gurl... You look mighty fine! Wanna @
     
  2. 

    I read this and I know it..

    Well that was dumb (._.) lol

    Great story 
     
  3. Crap, it didn't finih
     
  4.  Whoa.



    I likey.
     
  5. Mr_Swaggboy: Ohh, gurl... You look mighty fine! Wanna @$@$$@$$$@$$@¥£€¥€@$$@$$@@= *^@$@ with me?

    (Of course when I type that, rose shows up and shines the flashlight on those cockroaches)

    (These are fake names, that may be real, maybe e.e)

    SexGod6969696969: Omj! I'm €£¥$@$$$£¥¥€£¥@
     
  6. 
     
  7. (/)_-) I put the and signs, because I didn't want to just put stars... Hold on
     
  8. Mr_Swaggboy: Ohh, gurl... You look mighty fine! Wanna @$@$$@$$$@$$@¥£€¥€@$$@$$@@= *^@$@ with me?

    (Of course when I type that, rose shows up and shines the flashlight on those cockroaches)

    (These are fake names, that may be real, maybe e.e)

    SexGod6969696969: Omj! I'm €£¥$@$$$£¥¥€£¥@
     
  9. 
     
  10. Sexy-Buff-Guy-Who-Ruins-PIMD: HMU! Imma $@££€¥$@€££¥€@$£¥¥££¥£££¥!

    Az: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I hate you, so go away~

    Az: *Starts to dance* (like a boss, not that fancy dancing with tuxes and billion dollar dresses, but boss dancing like on america's got talent)

    QUID: Az is permitted to enter, but gracie here is going to have to pass a test.

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    Dundundun!

    I like where the story is headed e.e

    And there are a few more female avatars now also...

    Thanks for your time, I hope you all liked it,

    ICE
     
  11. :O I look like the skeleton king from diablo 3 from act 1 :O
     
  12. :O Hmm, idk... I just searched skeleton king lol
     
  13. I am the Skeleton King >8(

    Lol
     
  14. ._. FOOL!

    You are the skeleton prince
     
  15. I am King, see?!  King!! King I say!! Guards! Guards!! Arrest them at once!!

    Know where I got that from? 
     
  16. No ._. I bow down to my king.

    \(*.*\) (/*.*)/
     
  17. ._. sounds like Skyrim
     
  18. Yea I am the skeleton king from diablo3 >:D
     
  19. This is absolutely hilarious