._. Da Story Chpt 2

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  1. CHARACTERS:

    Skeleton:
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    CPTWells:
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    PurpleUnicorn:
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    Kingcal:
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    Casper:
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    PHANT:
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    Neph:
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    MAG:
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    Hermes:
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    Teddy:
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    Bart:
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    ETY:
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    Haterz:
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    Toxic:
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    Oreo:
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    Thorned:


    Berk:
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    Sophie:
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    Where we left off:

    "Skeleton_Prince: *Shoots three arrows simultaniously to kill natie*

    (Why'd I make the majority die?)

    Skeleton_Prince: *Vanishes from war* "

    CHAPTER 2

    MAG: Hello skeleton... I've been waiting for you

    Skeleton: Hmm, I assume we will be training in your secretitve training center then?

    MAG: Yes, and i've got a few friends to help you in the upcoming battle.

    Teddy: Yeah, i'm here to "train" and "help" you...

    Bart: Yeah, but you see, we don't accept chicken, or whatever your foriegn currency is. We need gold.

    Skeleton: (/).<) Uhh, yeah... We're 30 minutes from my house, and you're calling me the foriegner?

    Bart: Si! I mean yes.

    Toxic: leeeeetttssssss get this ooovvverrrrt witttttth...

    Skeleton: You'd make a great pedo on the US Campus.

    Toxic: *pulls out sickle* Yesssss to the training rooomm

    *Mag, Skeleton, Toxic, Teddy, an bart enter strange looking tower*

    Mag: Ok, there are 5 floors to this tower. You three will try to beat the floor master's "challenge", if you fail, you start back to floor one.

    Skeleton: Hmm... And so what if the "challenge" if a fight, will I have to pay for the repairs?

    Mag: Of course!!

    Skeleton: ._. shit

    Sophie: I am the first floor master, my challenge is archery...

    Skeleton: i'll be taking this one guys.

    Sophie: Confident huh?

    Skeleton: *shoots three arrows at the bulls-eye splitting the arrow in half*

    Skeleton: I won. To the next floor!

    Everyone else: :shock:

    *next floor*

    Oreo: I am the master of the second floor, this challenge will be a sword duel, the first one to have a drop of blood visible, loses.

    Toxic: and if I have no blood?

    Oreo: ....... Umm.... If your bone cracks you lose.

    Toxic: Step aside nooblets.

    *Everyone clears path to spectating room*

    Toxic: * walks up slowly to oreo*

    Oreo: *swings sword horizontally across toxic's torso*

    Toxic: *Slow motion-ly dodges the sword* (looks like he's doing the limbo)

    Toxic: *puts sickle right up to oreo's cheek* *Makes a quick little dash across cheek*

    Oreo: *A drop of blood runs down cheek*

    Toxic: Hehehe... I win

    *Next floor*

    Haterz: I am the master of the fourth floor, the challenge, is to make me laugh.

    Bart: *Farts, very loudly...*

    Haterz: 
    You win... To the next floor, but nobody has beat the next floor, without cheating.

    *Next floor*

    Berk: I am the master of this whole tower, your challenge... Is to decide which one is truely me. Out of my 1,000 clones/illusions. The hard part is, to figure out the rules. If you break the rules but still win, i'll let you pass anyways.

    Skeleton: *Throws dagger toward open door* *Dagger Dissapears*

    Skeleton: *Shoots arrow toward ceiling*

    Bart: psst, Toxic, what the hell is he doing?

    Toxic: You couldn't comprehend it, but he's trying to figure out how far berk can manipulate the mind. If that really is you.

    Skeleton: *Arrow lights of fire*

    Skeleton: *Throws dagger straight at one of the 1,000 berks*

    Berk (clone): *Turns to mist*

    Berk: Good eye, 1 down, 998 to go...

    Skeleton: *Fixes shiny badge to where the light flashes in the clone's/berk's eyes.

    Berk (clone): *All that blink, turn to ash*

    Berk: 100 down, 899 to go

    Skeleton: Touch everyone with a blue mark on their neck teddy.

    Teddy: *Touches just about every other clone left*

    Berk (clone): *Many turn into skeleton's*

    Berk: 500 down, 299 to go

    *Skeleton's Team narrows it down to 2 berks*

    Berk (both): We're exactly the same. Pick the wrong one and you lose. Pick the right one and get treated with hospitallity, weapons, armor, etc

    Skeleton: *Closes eyes*

    Skeleton's Thoughts: Any mini miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, if he stays let him chave, my mom told me to pick the very best one and you... Are... It...

    Skeleton: The one on the right... Is...

    *Everyone sweating nervously except for one berk*

    The one that isn't sweating.

    Berk (clone): *Turns into parrot* That's correct, and, you are the first one that hasn't broke any rules.

    Berk: Now... You will go to the bottom floor and request for 200M. With that money you will make a clan for the four or so of you, you will recruit members, and most importantly, attempt the next tower.

    Skeleton: What is the fifth floor?

    Berk: Once you are strong enough, the fifth floor is a training room.

    (What captain did during that time period)

    CPTWells: Well, let's check out a couple of clans/strongolds...

    PURPLE: Ok... This should be interesting

    Kingcal: While you all had a blood bath, I already submitted our application to the strong hold known as: Echelon

    Casper: BUT PHANT!!! Think of how much you could help these guys!! We're talking world war with the help of mag, just help them please!!

    PHANT: Mmm... Very interesting, I think a bottle of run could make this a classic.

    Casper: i'm not buying you a bottle of rum until you help them.

    PHANT: Geez, i'll have to dip into my billions in savings.

    Casper: Thank you so much phant! I'll let them know asap

    PHANT: There is my good navy buddy good ol' toby!!

    CPTWells: My name is jack...

    PHANT: Whatever you're on i'll take 5! :lol:

    Casper: Well speak of the devil, PHANT has agreed to help you guys!

    PHANT: First of all, you need to join a clan/stronghold.

    *Random pidgeon drops letter into Kincal's hands*

    Kingcal: Wow... Two of us were accepted... The one who wasn'r accepted was *sigh* me.

    PHANT: Come to my sauntuary, i'll teach you some secret techniques, you'll get in soon enough.

    *They split up*

    PHANT: And this one's called the 1,000 rum punch!

    *PHANT lists and shows many moves... For 3 hours*

    Kingcal: ._. every attack has "1,000 rum" in it's name... I'll buy you a few bottles if you teach me real techniques.

    PHANT: About time

    Casper: 3 hours... AND YOU FINALLY NOTICED! Wow, this guy must be siri's brother.

    PHANT: Or voice controll.

    Kingcal: Ok, where is the nearest place to buy rum?

    PHANT: Oh, this is not just and errand, this is a test. The rum I want is in a shop, located 500 kilometers away, you'll have to go through many intense locations and problems, do you still want to do it?

    Kingcal: ...No... I want to buy an animal first.

    PHANT: ._. be back here in 2 hours, then you'll start out your quest.

    KingCal: Ok... Will Casper be helping me?

    PHANT: We are testing you dumb-nuts, Casper here knows the route like the back of her hand, so no.

    Kingcal: Be that way then.

    *Meanwhile*

    Hermes: So, you guys also joined Echelon? This'll be interesting.

    CPTWells: Yes, I joined because Kingcal sent a request, but he was declined...

    Hermes: Ahh, he has potiental, but whether or not he gets the right training will be the key.

    PURPLE: So I wonder if they have any other magical creatures? One of the higher ups looks a little... Hairy...

    Hermes: He looks like a bear... Maybe an ape?

    CPTWells: I wonder what we'll be doing here... It seems very peaceful, so I doubt they'll help us in wars.

    Hermes: I'll help, I heard you had a war against those hooligans that put my best friend in a coma. NeonWolf, the police officer.

    PURPLE: Yay!!! Let's go see some other people, maybe they can help.

    Total cliffhanger right?

    What'd you guys think? Did you like the organization of the pictures? Did they fail on some? (Hope not)

    NOTE: IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A LINE, DON'T WHINE OR TROLL, YOU'LL BE MENTIONED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
     
  2. ._. umm, I shall go get the pictures that SHOULD have been used.
     
  3. Me during first part of story:
     Oh crap!! *high pitched oh nooooooo*

    Me rest of story:
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  4. Haha awesome! 
     
  5. Dam did not come back to life yet
     
  6. >.> Yeah... If anyone comes back, it'll be near the end. I think this'll last 5-10 chapters, depending on how much you guys like it.
     
  7. Why da hell there is 3 of me? 
     
  8. The pictures messed up ._. idk, I fixed it though
     
  9. I should get back to making my story :?

    I'm slacking abit hehe 
     
  10. Wait... I signed up 
     
  11. >.> you died... ._. everyone that dies may come back to life
     
  12. I was Death... Fuck yeah  

    Awesome story 
     
  13. 
     
  14.  Make PHANT read it!!!
     
  15. I've texted him and told him to fetch his alcoholic backside over here  he'll be sleeping I think now lol