When in Rome (when you're asked)... As most everybody knows, Blizzy and his fiance Chloe are getting married! But do y'all know location? Do y'all know when it'll be? Do you know how many poles (...vertical ballet poles. Duh. Get your crazy minds out the water-filled gutter!) The ceremony will be held in Vanguardia Incio. It will, as long as everything goes as planned, be on Sunday at 11:30 p.m. PST. But to make this special day amazing for them, we need people! But no strippers. The poles have been covered. No worries about the entertainment. It'll be there. However, the people necessary will be: - Priest: Or whatever. Somebody's gotta do this. You can't have a wedding without the person going "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today...TO PARTAH! *strips off robe to show leather hot pants and wife beater (which is a shirt. Not a person.)* HELLZ YEAH!!! - Groomsmen and Bridesmaids: self explanatory...I've gone through it so many times, I refuse to do it again. If you can pull off the lovely dresses and tuxes that will be picked out for you (but of course you have to pay for them!), then you're welcome to join this totally elite group! - Family: ...I'm lying. They have family. They just need to show up. SO SHOW! - Caterer: I'll even leave the food choices up to you! But, you know...if you want to, say, lace their food with roofies or put chloroform all over their napkins... What happens in Vanguardia stays in Vanguardia, Sì? - The Objector: I've never been to one of those weddings where someone objects to the couple being united. Therefore, this shall be one! When there is a volunteer, that is... And this distraction will be terminated. So no worries. - A Terminator: Grrrrrrrrrrrr. TAKE DOWN THAT OBJECTOR!!!! DO YO JOB!!!! GROWL AT THAT HO!!!! Just...uhh...get rid of the person when the purpose is over? Because we won't need em after that... And that's the basics! Sign up below, and if you get a personal invitation, awesome! Good for you! Love! Smile! Go attend a wedding! Remember, Azarah Weddings™ can be your go-to one-stop-shop for planning junk!! Sooooooo...go stuff! ...I THINK I spelled everything right...
I'm going to wear my white lace corset. I'm a stripper bride. PST? When is that in China time? Of SG time or whatever. I don't do math.
Just for the record It will be at Vanguardia, but if you create problems during the ceremony I will show you the door :3 Love you Chloe and Blizz <3
I love you too Rose<3 I'm sorry. My mind can't process math. I'm really really really really telling the truth. .-. So... About 11AM? ._. at Monday? D: