9,986,000 minutes

We actually sat down and did the math.
9,986,000 minutes
That's how many minutes that you've worked here,
In costumes, in impressions, in meetings, in cups of coffee, for birthdays, more meetings, and email forwards you made us read,
9,986,000 minutes
That's like watching Die Hard 80,000 times,
You hit me with your car, you helped me get off drugs,
I watch you when you sleep, I forgive you for kissing me,
Remember to call,
Love is a gift from up above,
Remember to call,
Text or call or email or call,
Measure, measure your life in love

 

Bruh the Office?

 

You're definitely not American.

 

Basically man. The Office is the only show you need to watch to be American.

 

Quiney, thank god at least another person on here has some common sense. Greatest show of all time.