500 Posts Giveaway!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Oct 24, 2018.

  1. That’s right, folks. I have officially wasted space in the forums 500 times and am commemorating the event with a giveaway.

    1st Place: 1 LAUNCH BENTO
    2nd Place: “Toyohira" Chabudai (Japanese hunt bed thing) + “Fuschia Future” (Neon Wave Poster)
    3rd Place: 1 PEP BENTO


    The theme of the contest will be funniest childhood story! It can be a story from your teens, too, idc. I am not calling your mom to verify.

    Good luck and stuff.

    (I tried posting this 2 posts ago but it didn't seem to work because I am garbage.)

     
  2. i didn't have a childhood.
     
  3. Congrats, you win all my bentos.

    (Jk)
     
  4. TBH my mom found my cousin and I, when we were about 5, brushing our teeth in the toilet water... ? ??
     
  5. wow,tysm
     
  6. No need for other entries. This has my vote.
     
  7. aha? thankies?
     
  8. I am trying to think of something and I cannot.
     
  9. One time when I was like 3-4 I was in preschool at this church and they rented the second floor so it was this huge open loft that's where we like had preschool.
    One day we were given a task, we had two days to find the best joke and present it to the class, my teacher called it show and joke day so I tried my hardest to find one and my brother said a joke the day before and I thought it was hilarious so I ran with it.
    It's show and joke day and a I was in the middle of the line so I wasn't last which made this worse. A couple kids go and boom it's my turn so we have like 2 dozen 3-4 years old looking at me while I'm on this dumb like podium. I'm like panicking right and I muster up to say something and I go "knock knock" the entire class in unison goes "who's there" , rightfully so and i "go car go/ cargo" (which ever you wanna read it as) and they all "yell cargo/ car go who" so I blurt out like an idiot, car go beep beep and I swear on my life, NO ONE LAUGHED LIKE NO ONE AT ALL SO I JUST SAT THERE AND WALKED OFF AND WAS MORTIFIED AND I HAD TO WATCH ALL THE OTHER KIDS TELL THESE FUNNY JOKES. it was bad. It hurts till this day. Believe or not I know this sounds fake but God I wished it was.



    Tl:Dr I was a dumb kid and said a dumb joke no one thought was funny
     
  10. ? I would have laughed. I love these kinds of jokes.
     
  11. I realized I never declared a time frame for the giveaway so I guess you have forever. Oops.

    Does until November 1st sound sensible to you guys or...? Tbh I have no idea.
     
  12. When I was around 7 years old I went avocado picking in a tree along with my sister. She threw it from the tree I caught it in the bucket but alas she missed and it hit my head. I went to the hospital :? Ya.
     
  13. Imagine if you died. Death by avacado. ?
     
  14. One time a found a little orange hot pepper (my mom eats them) and i was heckin mad at all my cousins so i convinced them all it was a “baby pumpkin” and convinced them all to hold it and two of them to take a bite (idk why they believed me bc you don’t eat pumpkins). so like two of them are crying and the other three like touched their eyes/mouth or something so they’re like burning to death and i’m laughing at them all. Pretty sure i was a sociopath. Thanks for listening to my spooky scary ted talk (bc it’s pumpkin themed)
     
  15. Bonus points for pumpkin theme but I gotta take some away for child abuse. ?
     
  16. I was poor living with my alcoholic Irish father. Didn't see my Hawaiian mom much. My dad's studio didn't have a mirror. When I hit 7 I saw myself in the mirror and got mad I look Asian and not 100% like my dad. Everyone else looks like their father, Wtf...
     
  17. Literally though it was the size of a fist. I have an avocado the size of my head so if I got hit witg that mutant I WOULD have died :(.
     
  18. Donut feel sad i look nuffin like either of my parents~the trials of being mixed
     
  19. Hm okay i shall just say some nonsense since ppl are just telling childhood stories. When I was something like 5 (idk how old i was) the older kids in my neighborhood used to get the younger kids to fight each other and they would watch us. Like a dog fight and they would coach us on how to beat each other up. It wasn't fun tbh but i liked doing it cuz they would always buy us slurpees after
     

  20. I wish I looked nothing like my dad. Ba dum tss. (Ha, Ugly dad joke but actually I love him very much. Pls don't tell him I said he has a big nose.)