That’s right, folks. I have officially wasted space in the forums 500 times and am commemorating the event with a giveaway. 1st Place: 1 LAUNCH BENTO 2nd Place: “Toyohira" Chabudai (Japanese hunt bed thing) + “Fuschia Future” (Neon Wave Poster) 3rd Place: 1 PEP BENTO The theme of the contest will be funniest childhood story! It can be a story from your teens, too, idc. I am not calling your mom to verify. Good luck and stuff. (I tried posting this 2 posts ago but it didn't seem to work because I am garbage.)
TBH my mom found my cousin and I, when we were about 5, brushing our teeth in the toilet water... ? ??
One time when I was like 3-4 I was in preschool at this church and they rented the second floor so it was this huge open loft that's where we like had preschool. One day we were given a task, we had two days to find the best joke and present it to the class, my teacher called it show and joke day so I tried my hardest to find one and my brother said a joke the day before and I thought it was hilarious so I ran with it. It's show and joke day and a I was in the middle of the line so I wasn't last which made this worse. A couple kids go and boom it's my turn so we have like 2 dozen 3-4 years old looking at me while I'm on this dumb like podium. I'm like panicking right and I muster up to say something and I go "knock knock" the entire class in unison goes "who's there" , rightfully so and i "go car go/ cargo" (which ever you wanna read it as) and they all "yell cargo/ car go who" so I blurt out like an idiot, car go beep beep and I swear on my life, NO ONE LAUGHED LIKE NO ONE AT ALL SO I JUST SAT THERE AND WALKED OFF AND WAS MORTIFIED AND I HAD TO WATCH ALL THE OTHER KIDS TELL THESE FUNNY JOKES. it was bad. It hurts till this day. Believe or not I know this sounds fake but God I wished it was. Tlr I was a dumb kid and said a dumb joke no one thought was funny
I realized I never declared a time frame for the giveaway so I guess you have forever. Oops. Does until November 1st sound sensible to you guys or...? Tbh I have no idea.
When I was around 7 years old I went avocado picking in a tree along with my sister. She threw it from the tree I caught it in the bucket but alas she missed and it hit my head. I went to the hospital :? Ya.
One time a found a little orange hot pepper (my mom eats them) and i was heckin mad at all my cousins so i convinced them all it was a “baby pumpkin” and convinced them all to hold it and two of them to take a bite (idk why they believed me bc you don’t eat pumpkins). so like two of them are crying and the other three like touched their eyes/mouth or something so they’re like burning to death and i’m laughing at them all. Pretty sure i was a sociopath. Thanks for listening to my spooky scary ted talk (bc it’s pumpkin themed)
I was poor living with my alcoholic Irish father. Didn't see my Hawaiian mom much. My dad's studio didn't have a mirror. When I hit 7 I saw myself in the mirror and got mad I look Asian and not 100% like my dad. Everyone else looks like their father, Wtf...
Literally though it was the size of a fist. I have an avocado the size of my head so if I got hit witg that mutant I WOULD have died .
Hm okay i shall just say some nonsense since ppl are just telling childhood stories. When I was something like 5 (idk how old i was) the older kids in my neighborhood used to get the younger kids to fight each other and they would watch us. Like a dog fight and they would coach us on how to beat each other up. It wasn't fun tbh but i liked doing it cuz they would always buy us slurpees after
I wish I looked nothing like my dad. Ba dum tss. (Ha, Ugly dad joke but actually I love him very much. Pls don't tell him I said he has a big nose.)