That’s right, folks. I have officially wasted space in the forums 500 times and am commemorating the event with a giveaway. 1st Place: 1 LAUNCH BENTO 2nd Place: “Toyohira" Chabudai (Japanese hunt bed thing) + “Fuschia Future” (Neon Wave Poster) 3rd Place: 1 PEP BENTO The theme of the contest will be funniest childhood story! It can be a story from your teens, too, idc. I am not calling your mom to verify. Good luck and stuff.
TBH my mom found my cousin and I, when we were about 5, brushing our teeth in the toilet water... ? ??
When I was about 3 years old, (it was the year when weed became legal in my state), my mom and I were at a pride parade. And there were these two guys selling weed cookies. I was also gluten free at the time, and I walked up to the stand, and asked them (as a little tiny toddler lol) if they had any gluten free cookies.
I was 6 and my niece was 5 yrs old at the time of this particular incident. I think my mom must have left to go to the store or something bc we were in the apartment alone. I had to poo, and for whatever reason I got up, washed my hands, n forgot to flush. I went back to watch scooby doo in the bedroom across the hall when to my dismay I hear our puppy retching. At this point my mom was back and heard this too, so she went to go investigate. The sight the lay before her was devastating. Not only had my puppy began to throw up and eat his own vomit, but another figure, my niece, stared wide-eyed by the toilet...hand wet, s**t in hand. Oh the scream my mother produced. My heart dropped as my name was called to get a clearer view of what had unfolded. I was supposed to be watching her and was scolded for letting this atrocity manifest. Confused and shook by the scene that had unfolded, I decided to quietly carry out the rest of the day, turn in early, and try to work out the turn of events. My dog being sick, ok, sure. That happens, but why would she do that?? There was never an explanation. Mom asked and she just stared blankly. Then got a whoopin. Nothing was resolved n i never looked at her the same again. I did however always ALWAYS remember to flush.
I was taking summer school about an hour away from my house. Late comers were punished and I had to leave my house at 5AM. I wasn't an early bird so I was always cramming. While I was at the bus, I fel something move from my left shoe. I shrugged it off. Really, it was nothing. I thought. When I reached school, they were really strict and we weren't allowed to go out during the 3 hours straight of classes before break time. While in the middle of my laguage proficiency test, something moved again. I just shrugged it off. I felt it move. I was about to check in the rest room but I was super anxious and there were a group of girls giggling when I came in so nah. Another 4 hours of maths was to come and oh boi! About an hour before I felt it move again so i used my toes to like uhm press on it. It might be a leaf or something. When I got home, I removed my shoe and found out that I have a cockroach in my shoe for more than 8 hours. Fml. It ain't funny but dayum that was yucky.
I was about 9 or 10 and went swimming with my dad and sister. I was swimming around and saw my dad near the end of the pool. I then swam underwater and then, when close enough, locked my arms around his neck to pull him under and wrestle him. Turns out it wasn't my dad after all, and I had just tried to drown a random stranger...