1000 ways to greet someone.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. What are some ways to greet a person that aren't very common like "hello"
     
  2. Sup broski. *fistbump*
     
  3. I'm diggin your attractive earlobes.
     
  4. Cut of their ear, then eat it 
     
  5.  I like your kid's haircut
     
  6. Yola Brah, I have to shake hands with someone I want you to meet later. Kay, Babe?

    *heads off to the bathroom*
     
  7. Cat Daddy with them
     
  8. wiggle your hips and point at them
     
  9. Wave and say "Hi Daddy"
     
  10. Stare at them, point at them, then pelvic thrust.

     
  11. Walk up to them and stick your tongue in their mouth
     
  12. What's up bitch 
     
  13. Poke them in the eye then run away screaming "I'm a fairy!"
     
  14. If they have a band-aid.
    STEAL IT! Run away saying "your welcome!"
     
  15. Point at their crotch and say "Make babies."
     
  16. Punch em in da nuts.
     
  17. Pat them on the head and tell them,
    "Good doggy!"
     
  18. Say u have balls of steel then make them kick it, if u get hurt. BE A MAN!! Just stand there and wait for them to go