100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *PurpleSam13 (01), Jun 20, 2011.

  1. Way 1:go to the pillow section and have a giant pillow fight.
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  2. 2: get 2 brooms and 2 bikes and have a jousting contest.
     
  3. Way 2: dress up in the Halloween costumes and walk up to all customers saying trick or treat
     
  4. 4) Fill carts full of random crap and ditch them all over the store
     
  5. I actually have done the jousting thing
     
  6. Ask for something you get out of a case and set it down and walk away right in front of the worker
     
  7. I love getting kicked out of Walmart. I'm banned from 13 nation wide!!
     
  8. 6) Try on baby clothing in the middle of the store
     
  9. 5) the really nice ones with beds....take a nap in one....I did it
     
  10. have a real shower in the shower section
     
  11. Start taking apart items in the isles
     
  12. Take all the clothes off the garment racks and throw them on the floor, push over the bargain DVD bin.
     
  13. Make cereal in the cereal section. If you see a bird in the store, through bird food at it. Walk up to customers and scream Why Oprah? Why did you do this? I guess we can just watch doctor Phil but it's not the sam Oprah!
     
  14. Set up a room with your friends in the furniture type section
     
  15. Dirty dancing and being loud will get you kicked out of wallmart
     
  16. 6)try to trow a basket ball in to that little bin they go and miss and nock down all of the next allies
     
  17. Spill oil in the auto section or have it open on your cart so it leaves a trail behind you