Take all the clothes off the garment racks and throw them on the floor, push over the bargain DVD bin.
Make cereal in the cereal section. If you see a bird in the store, through bird food at it. Walk up to customers and scream Why Oprah? Why did you do this? I guess we can just watch doctor Phil but it's not the sam Oprah!
6)try to trow a basket ball in to that little bin they go and miss and nock down all of the next allies