10 rules to being a noob

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Katedizzy, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. 1To be a noob you have to tend to care about everyone above you but no one below you.
    2You don't need to spell properly, evry1 wil undastnd eniwei
    3Why worry about putting a period at the end of the numbers when you can save time? Save lots of time wasting everyone's time
    4Pretend to troll people who you actually look up to
    6Learn to not count properly AT ALL
    7Read books about books
    8notice you skipped #5
    9Consider adding #5
    10Decide not to add #5 so you look cool 

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    Yeah this is how I was two years ago when I discovered the technology that allowed me to interact with people  I could not interact properly at all but then again I still can't interact. Oh well. Adios
     
  2. 
     
  3. I know what I am  but do you know what you are?
     
  4. Hahaha! 
    That's true
     
  5. Yes. I do. If I didn't know what I was then I might as well cease to exist. Buy knowing what you are and knowing what I am, knowing what you are makes perfect sense because the simple fact of the matter that I know what I am. So indeed you may know what you are, which automatically makes me know what I am.
     
  6. Great! Glad you know yourself! Some people tend not to. 
     
  7. I was a noob once
     
  8. We all were. 'Cept Chuck Norris.
     
  9. ..but then I took an arrow to the knee
    That can be #5 
     
  10. dude why do you have like 4 forums
     
  11. You know Noob is a derrogative of Newb which is short for Newbie, right?

    Meaning New at something. There are no "rules." If you're new, you're a noob. Simple.
     
  12. Derivative*
     
  13. Once a noob, Always a noob...
     
  14. Lol knee jokes are old just like a granny with saggy....  I'm a noob and to be honest you just made a list of a person with bad grammar and punctuation.
     
  15. And someone that can't count to 10 properly.
     
  16. I'm going to ignore the hateful comments and keep this thread alive woot! Bump